Oh boy.
I have one tortoise named Tiamat, a 15 year old cat named Maximus Decimus Meridius the Third and 1/2, Three guinea pigs (fosters that became adopted eventually), a multigeneration tank of Sea Monkeys (don't ask, it was a weird gift), and a cockatiel named Chocobo who was a foster/rescue turned adopted.
They are all exceedingly spoiled.