Are you asking or is this your way to tell someone? Now I'm confused.
You hit every branch falling out of the stupid tree.
"[Person], you're not the dumbest person alive, but you better hope he doesn't die."
"You're a wet match, in a dark cave.""You have the brain of a [X inanimate object, IE, a cantalope]!""You utter slagathor.""Absolute monkey-brain."
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Don't worry about him. he can start an argument in an empty room.
You are the kind of stupid that if I left you alone, you'd probably set water on fire.
This one's new I love it.
Ah, dang it! Guess it actually works huh?
"The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed."--Blackadder
Not sure, I´m not so smart myself
lmao , using sandwich in a sentence is always the best
Your programmer dad tried to create ASI (Artificial Super Inteligence) but he implemented few BUGs (software errors), and accidentaly created You.
Dude, you're outstandingly smart.
Nice! Is she your character?
My brother burnt water before. I'm serious, he was going to make some Mac and Cheese and he left the water on to boil for to long and the inside of the pan turned blackish even though there was still water in it.
yes, she is one of the 2 main characters
OMG, I didn't know that was actually possible. Sometimes luck just isn't on your side
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Don't think too hard, wouldn't want your poor overworked braincell to have a panic attack.
