Never heard this one before it's good
HAHAH!Good job! Saved.
This is one of my favorites so far.
OMG That's rude and I love it.
This is very creative! Did you write it?
Awwww I'll save this one for future emergencies.
Nice, this is useful indeed
Really made me laugh good job!
Yeah, I sat there until I came up with something lol
"oh..at least you tried"
"You are like Intel processors"
"You can contain as much information as old floppy disk"
"The lights are on, but nobody's home."
Good to know I caught you on my web.
Intel processors very creative.
You should sell it, it seems unused. Your brain, I mean.
Nice, I simply love it.
@Eloisa_go After I read it again, it doesn't seem funny, it was just plain mean
No, it IS funny!Or perhaps I just find mean things funny? Hard to say, but I did laugh so it served its purpose.
one is used on a school bully. I am proud to say this made her be quiet for a bit."I'm sorry I can't hear anything besides a hippo that's too fat because it tried to eat its ego."or another version you could use."Im sorry i can't hear anything because this donkey keeps trying to eat its own fat ass ego."
Good! Creative and effective, it seems.