I think Blackadder had the greatest insults.
âBaldrick, your head is as empty as a eunuchâs underpants.â
âIf you put on a floppy hat and a funny codpiece, you might just get by as a fool, but since you wouldnât know a joke if it got up and gave you a haircut, I doubt it.â
âThe eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasnât he, Perce?â
Baldrick, you wouldnât recognise a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing âsubtle plans are here againâ.â
âYour brain for example- is so minute, Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldnât be enough to cover a small water biscuit.â