Got a new one.....
"you peaked in kindergarden, haven't you?"
If this was a contest, the squirrel would probably outwit you. Yeah that squirrel currently gnawing on a plastic bottle.
We aren't talking about not the brightest bulb. Your lightbulb isn't even screwed in.
I have one question, why would you do that?
My favourite one will always be, "Who is this clown?"I think someone on tumblr described the appeal as1) They're a clown2) They're not even a well known clown3) You're not even talking to them but asking somebody else
"404 error, brain not found" "Don't be so hard on him, he's only got one neuron and it's liquified""What are you using your head for? Keep your ears separated?"
Not the sharpest tool in the shed, huh?
"You absolute troglodyte." I love obscure words that mean stupid.
I burst with the squirrel thing
Are you asking or is this your way to tell someone? Now I'm confused.
You hit every branch falling out of the stupid tree.
"[Person], you're not the dumbest person alive, but you better hope he doesn't die."
"You're a wet match, in a dark cave.""You have the brain of a [X inanimate object, IE, a cantalope]!""You utter slagathor.""Absolute monkey-brain."
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Don't worry about him. he can start an argument in an empty room.
You are the kind of stupid that if I left you alone, you'd probably set water on fire.
This one's new I love it.
Ah, dang it! Guess it actually works huh?
"The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed."--Blackadder
Not sure, I´m not so smart myself