Genies restrictions

sillydilly2002 2017-01-02 21:40:29 UTC #1

If you were a genie what would be the rules on your three wishes?

Examples would be
Must be said in a question
Can't raise the dead
Can't kill
Can't create matter
Must be for the good of man
etc.

sillydilly2002 2017-01-02 21:42:58 UTC #2

My rules would be: the one asking the wish must speak in the form of a haiku with correct grammar and formatting.

Zanreo 2017-01-03 00:04:45 UTC #3

Everything would be deliberately interpreted into a bad/useless thing that would still fulfill the conditions of the request

Also, the regular "no wishing for more wishes" rule... plus rules against WISHING you could wish for more wishes, wishing that wasn't a rule, wishing you could wish for wishing for more wishes, and any other loopholes going from there :3 Gotta make sure to cover all the bases

punkarsenic 2017-01-03 12:17:09 UTC #4

no dead-raising and no love-forcing seem to be generally good rules to follow, bc the magic always goes. wrong

id prolly extend it to like, cant go against the free will of a person, bc mind control n shit gets messy, and no changing the past.

the wish must be wished in 10 words or less. none of this 'i wish for an iphone but it must work and be jet black and have a headphone jack and never go out of date but also be recognised by apple so i dont get in trouble with them etc etc' tryna avoid mishaps

almondjoy445 2017-01-09 21:15:24 UTC #5

I won't make someone fall in love with you, I won't allow for a wish of 1000 more wishes, you need to be specific and no raising ancient evil cosmic forces.