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[kyupol]

And another...

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Brother Samson

History:
Former angry atheist due to his Christian family's hypocrisy and lukewarmness. Joined the US military and is a veteran of the Iraq War.

Looking For:
Proverbs 31 woman. Must be at least 8/10 in looks, between 5'4 to 5'8 in height (162.56 cm to 172.72 cm), knows how to cook, clean, and be submissive and willing to give him at least 12 kids. Between age 18-23, no kids from other men, a virgin.

Lifestyle:
When he's not being a carpenter or lumberjack, he is out there street preaching warning sinners of eternal hellfire but in a nice polite way. Very devout Christian.

Habits:
Nice, friendly, funny, the perfect provider and protector. Very loyal, Monogamous, believes in the sanctity of marriage. He'd rather pluck his eyes out if it causes him to cheat.

[KevinReijnders]

Brother Samson out here looking for a servant instead of a partner...

[abigaillmartin]

Dude you can say that again.

Me: swipes

[abigaillmartin]

I guess it’s my turn now… I don’t know how to go about doing this hmm.

Ernest McDermott

History:
I am an Irish inventor looking for a lovely lady. I’m 27 years old around 6 foot 2. I have a copper prosthetic leg.

Looking for:
A lady who is very lovely. Don’t really care about class just a matter of good character.

Lifestyle:
I live in an underwater dwelling off the shores of Smelton. Very quiet and thoughtful. I am often absent minded and lost in my own thoughts while working on my inventions. I cook for myself. It’s best to make your own food cause it tastes better.

Habits:
I sleep a lot. I love to play piano. I don’t really track my habits all that much. I do go out when needed.

[abigaillmartin]

12 kids!? In this economy?

This dude better be loaded and willing to help take care of all of them with the wife cause like that’s impossible.

Yikes!

And he better love them and treat them right.

[abigaillmartin]

Yeah… why did I do this?
All the Elsie gang is taken. Oh well if they had Tinder in the 1800s that’ll be Ernest’s profile ig

[KevinReijnders]

Oh you know a guy like that isn't gonna help around in the house

[abigaillmartin]

Indeed. I will dump them immediately man.

[Rob012]

Okay, this one seems fun, here I go.

History:
Arhalia from Everlund, 18, tiefling. Monk.

Status:
In an open relationship.

Looking for:
Stable relationship. Any female is welcome, and males if you are a dragonborn, otherwise I'm not interested. Not inerested in bottoms, only tops.

Interests:
Martial arts, culturism, demonology, devilonogy, dragons, botany (specially fungi), BDSM.

Lifestyle:
I live in a cloistered monastery. We could see eachother a few times during spring and summer. If you work in a caravan or with a group of adventurers, I could leave the monastery for the whole summer with the excuse of having found work.

[kyupol]

Lumberjack= cut trees
Carpenter = build houses

Houses = very expensive. Make top $$$

Used to work for a guy who had two businesses... Tree cutting / landscaping / snow removal and HVAC mechanic.

I know little to nothing about HVAC so I only worked the trees, landscaping, and snow removal. Hard work. And I also made commissions on getting new contracts. Pretty lucrative... The commission part. Even getting paid salaried on a regular job was good. I didn't climb the trees just chopped logs with chainsaw that was already on the ground and fed branches to the wood chipper. Was on the lowest end of the pay scale but still felt good. So imagine being higher up... A supervisory position... Or management position... And... Being the owner of the business.

I'd still be working for him if I didn't have to move lol

[beebutterbee]

I wonder how many incels could have a partner if they just started dating amongst each other, but they’re too afraid too obsessed with “fEmALe”, or the idea of it anyways…

[NykoShade]

Here's one of my MCs from "Shadow of Our Sins":

Robyn

History: Currently (book 1) she broke up with a first boyfriend because they were always arguing and she was a bit immature and toxic. They broke up and later met her new boyfriend that was even more toxic than her but she ended up getting pregnant by him, only to lose the baby.

Looking For: She wants her first Ex back, who is now currently with the main character of the story Aliyah Dawn. She also wants the baby she lost but.... with the guy she lost.

Lifestyle: She had a bad upbringing with her family, abusive and neglectful, parents. She's lived by herself since losing her toxic ex and first baby. Later raised by a cult group that plans to give her exactly what she wants, but for a price.

Habits: Sharp tongue, Sarcastic, blunt, with a no care attitude. She wants what she wants and will do whatever to get what she wants. Now that she has the actual power, she'll do whatever it takes - blade in hand.

[kyupol]

Some incels actually said things along the lines of...

"Gay Chad said I'm cute it felt good..."
"I went to gay bar and never felt so accepted"
"Gay guys hit on me but I'm incapable of gay attraction"

[simonitropunk]

Read Lyza's Sandstorm | Tapas Web Community

Lyza is the titular main protagonist and

History: 18 years old, fight bad guys and save towns, uses Sand Powers and her physical abilities.

Looking for
Male

Habits:
Sarcastic, throws insults to bad guys, badass, despite her toughness, Lyza can be quite feminine, playful, be the one who protects you

Lifestyle:
Almost always on the road, protecting her disabled brother, Ethan, and even her driver, Markin. Lyza: "Catch me if ya can, baby... I ain't easy to catch!! "

[beebutterbee]

Interesting honestly, maybe one day some of them won’t actually be an incel if they feel that way now? Some of them anyways lol. I was just thinking though because another incel would have a lot more empathy for what they’re going through, and strong friendships can be the basis or romantic love? Idk lol I was joking at first but sort of not I just think it’s sort of sad. Also the concept of incel doesn’t make sense to me because everyone experiences unrequited love at some point (most if not all people), and now it is very human feeling to feel “alone”. But eh I digress.

[KevinReijnders]

That's because incel culture is all about negativity and tearing each other down. It really is a misery cult that then turns to blame women for their perceived misery.

[kyupol]

Some incels are just posers. Declare themselves as such because of minor insecurity about their face and 1 or 2 rejections. And not even 18.

And there's the other self proclaimed incels who have minimum 6/10 in looks standards. Femcels have called them out. You're volcel the mere fact you have standards.

To be a true incel, you should have at least tried everything in your power to "ascend". Minimum age should be 25 to declare yourself incel at least in my opinion.

[beebutterbee]

Bro what?? touch grass please!

[KevinReijnders]

Incel gate keeping

[ThunderChicken]

OK, I'll do one for Daecon. He is now very firmly attached and hopelessly smitten, so this would be a "pre-Evander" profile:

Name: Daecon (rhymes with "bacon") Doe
Age: 25 (was born 01 January 2000 at precisely 12:00:01AM)
Looking for: Dudes. Lots and lots of dudes. When it comes to dating, Daecon uses the Pokemon philosophy: gotta catch 'em all! Seriously, Daecon is not concerned with long term relationships. Even while he's hooking up with one dude he is already thinking about the next.
History: Grew up as a poor orphan, was constantly bullied for his oddities. Grew up to be smoking hot and thanks to some lucky investments became fabulously wealthy
Looks: 203cm (6'8") tall, 100kg (220 lbs), lean-muscular "swimmer's build". Stronger and faster than he looks, which is quite something because he looks strong and fast. Caramel coloured skin, Snow white hair (ALL OF IT), heterochromia (right eye golden, left eye silver). Pointed "elf-like" ears, which he likes to keep hidden under his long white hair.
Habits: Does not truck with bullies or abuse of any type, and has a lightning quick temper but a long fuse - poke the bear and he will ignore you. Continue poking him and he will gather internal rage until it can't be contained, and then all hell breaks loose with zero warning. Does not like to start fights, but gladly finishes them. Loves cars, thanks to his foster father Dionysius. Likes to read and draw, but rarely makes time for either.
Lifestyle: Daecon has an ahem very active lifestyle. Loves dancing, traveling, driving his Porsche, and partying until dawn. You only get one trip through life, and Daecon is gonna make the most of his...

This has all gone out the window on that fateful day that he was forced off a cliff and his life changed forever. Chief among those changes was meeting Evander. Daecon never would have thought he could fall in love, but boy, was he ever wrong...