LOOK MORTY I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE!
HA..HAHA... THAT'S THE FUNNIEST S*IT IVE EVER HEARD!
TURN ME INTO A PICKLE, GRANDPA RICK!
OKAY, HOLD ON A SEC, MORTY!
OH NO, I SHOT YOU WITH THE WRONG LASER! I TURNED YOU INTO...INTO A...
IT'S TIME TO PROMOTE MY UPDATED NOVEL
IT'S HOT. IT'S BRAND SPANKIN' NEW. AND IT'S FRESH OFF THE PRESSES
If you like a dark fantasy action, tragedy, and watching as the protagonist struggles to survive in a world that WANTS. HER. DEAD and you like GIRLS KISSING GIRLS??
Then you'll LOVE my Novel HOUSE OF BLADES
House of Blades is about a mysterious yet happy-go-lucky girl with Amnesia named Luna who cannot summon a Blade. However, she does have the strange ability to use healing magic! Luna lives in a Monastery as it's Holy Saintess, but after meeting the cool headed Eira, and battling against her in the Blade Tournament, all hell breaks loose! Now Luna must discover the secrets behind her lost memories, and uncover the dark truth surrounding the world she found herself in!
House of Blades is a Fantasy Romance, Action, GL
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