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Jun 2022

RWBY didn't ever go up a hill to begin with. It was sitting at the base of a hill and it kept saying it was definitely 100% for sure going to go up that hill at some point we promise for real. Don't worry guys we are definitely going up that hill any second now, it's comin', and it's gonna be really great when it does. We're gonna go up it, and it's gonna be great. The greatest hill climb you've ever seen, it's on the way. It's seriously gonna happen real soon.

And then they forgot that 'having a plot' and 'characterization' and 'cohesive worldbuilding' are really integral parts of going up a hill, so it just kinda kept sitting at the bottom of it and pretending like it was about to start climbing for like 5 seasons.

I beat that metaphor to death, but my point is RWBY has always had the pieces of an amazing show just sitting around, but never bothered actually putting any of them together.

The entirety of Netlfix right now, they have such cool ideas for shows but a lot of them nowadays are dragged to fit a 10-15 hours season that could just be a movie.

THIS!!! I watched it as episodes came out ( season one) and it might be just nostalgia but i think season one was way better that newer seasons

Saw it yesterday, the moment they show the owl my heart shrunk 3 sizes and imploded into a black hole of nerd rage.

who could forget the legendary underworld series ,it could have been so cool and epic and we got ... something

They killed of Michael and made no good use of Eve. Selene... came back 5 minutes after being presumed dead. That's just... naaaaaah.

The live-action avatar the last airbender movie... I was so excited to see this! It didn't took long to get borring and stiff as hell...

Well I dunno if it was a good idea or not but out of curiosity I once stumbled upon Dragon Ball evolution... :joy:

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I'll put this in spoilers for people who want to get into dragon ball but the thing that ticked me off the most was how the film made Goku's Oozaru form the henchman of Piccolo lmao

if you watch the first two underworld movies, and pretend the rest don't exist its a great series. =)

This was ever present issue with american tv. Great first season, then it keeps getting renewed and spirals down into a sad abrupt ending.

Going way back, heroes was so awesome, and then so so bad...

recently I was super into Archive 81 on netflix. But the big dramatic ending sucked. If you make a show focusing on a DEMON, That demon damn well better be important in the end! Or scary, or something... not just sad and lonely. gah.

House on haunted hill also had a terrible ending. (i didnt read the book)

true. prolly cause it was kind of a stand alone.

Every once in a while, my love of Americana, episodic horror, and messy interpersonal relationships makes me think I should watch Supernatural.

Unfortunately, then I am faced with everything else about Supernatural.

Kamen Rider Saber had a lot of potential, but it became a meandering mess that I only watched to meme about it, because holy shit, that show is mememeable. I mean, there is one character who had different reaction faces (Yes plural) on each episode. And this absolute treat to the eyes.

Top tier.

Well, I have two series that started incredible with their ideas but eventually they... they took a train, it set on fire, they fell down a cliff... and it exploded and then an alien shoot a laser at them.

Supernatural, first 5 seasons, amazing premise, eventually each season had incredible and interesting ideas in concept but the execution was poor.

Same thing with Wonder Egg Priority, it was so well done at the beginning, the art as well was -cheff's kiss- but the latest episodes and it's finale... ugh.

Well, Riverdale started ok-eish and went sideways, did a flip mid air and God knows what would have happened if it didn't got cancelled.

Yuri on Ice, as other people have mentioned, I also considered it a poorly executed idea... it was just grabbing your most boring and vanilla takes from both sport and BL anime and done, nothing thrilling or that could be called so amazingly executed.

There were also people who mentioned Vampire Knight and I'll be honest, I totally agree with that take and this is my favorite video for anyone that hasn't seen that show and doesn't want to risk their lives and braincells in the process1

And I'm going to be honest here, anything from CW right now is pure good ideas and horrible execution, Gotham Knights feels like Descendants from Disney but with a Batman mask made with a 3D printer... and Winchesters... Feels like Riverdale and Vampire Diaries. I don't know how they are going to execute those two but again, it's CW and after Supergirl, The Flash, Riverdale, Charmed, Supernatural and several more, I have no hopes

As somebody who watched all the seasons.

I envy your wisdom.

Allow me a highly controversial take. Dragon Ball Z.

Now, I do have to try and keep in mind the context of when it came out - I'm far too young to have seen it on first release, so one might say I was spoiled and seen others having built upon it by the time I watched it myself, versus others. But hoooooly cow, I did not like it, at all.

And it should be so cool! Larger than life characters, massive battles, interplanetary storylines, giant lasers... sounds awesome, right? But everything was just done so shoddily. I watched all of the original Dragon Ball and enjoyed it, but was eagerly anticipating getting to Z throughout - only to be sorely disappointed.

There was no real "mechanical power growth" or notion of getting stronger through an organic means. Everyone just kinda magically powered up at just the right time for whatever was happening, but sure took their sweet time doing so. Fights were agonizingly slow, and there was no difference between an attack that did nothing and an attack that won the fight. If you were to show an arbitrary clip of Goku shooting a Kamehameha and causing an explosion/dust cloud, you'd be hard pressed to say whether the enemy shrugged it off or died, because both were precisely the same, as though with each attack Toriyama flipped two dice and if it came up both 6s the fight ended and otherwise the opponent was completely unharmed. You could easily shuffle around the scenes of the Frieza fight and nobody would notice.

I expected long, drawn-out endurance battles where the characters got increasingly tired and beaten down, but kept fighting and fighting over a long period of time until the last blow was struck, but frankly that's not really what happened. Near the end of Frieza's battle, I had frankly stopped even paying attention during an episode, because I already knew what would happen: Goku would throw a punch or two, Frieza would laugh, episode ends. It was SO. BORING.

In the end I gave up during the Garlic Jr. arc, and feel absolutely no desire to go back and finish it. It's a shame, because like I said it should have been so much better than that. I have no doubt I'll get some pushback for this from people who saw it growing up, most likely along the lines of how it was the first of its kind in Western countries and other things doing it better since doesn't discredit DBZ's accomplishments. I can understand and appreciate that, and respect DBZ for its historical and cultural importance, but I have no compunctions whatsoever in saying it has aged very, very badly.