Since I was afraid of monsters at night, I was told there was an invisible giraffe that lived in the closet that scared them away. I believed it but worried that the monsters would kill the giraffe.
I believed in leprechauns and that I could catch them by setting traps. Never caught one XD
Occasionally my mom told me that if I misbehaved she would go back to Japan and leave me alone. I took it seriously for a pretty long time ^^;;
That unlike humans, animals were literally perfect somehow and would never make mistakes at anything they did. Until one day I saw a squirrel fall from a tree, land on the driveway and die.
I first heard that babies came out of a woman's "stomach", so I imagined that when they were born a big hole just ripped open in the middle of the abdomen and they came out
wait why are these all so morbid ^^;