Ramen from Naruto, except with just egg and green onion, soy sauce, any meat on hand...I'm broke, and Southern...
Bare minimum...
Still delicious!

Not sure if 'GIANT fried sticky rice balls' are a thing (NOT onigiri), but I saw it...somewhere...maybe a meme? That's something I'd like to try--and most definitely fail at making...
edit: Found a pic...

Actual size...