"Plot or use an overall outline for the comedy novel plot or it's going to be too confusing, you fool! You can't write short for shit and you always try to improvise even when you already have something! Sure, you make it funny, but what happens if I don't even know where you were going? Look at the other stories, do you see me sweating writing them? NO!"
If the past and present is a partnership, probably the future is going on strike haha