I think the characters of my comic would say something like this (if they actually could speak English, lol):
Fluffers: "I'm so glad for the friends you gave me, but... why am the only one who receives physical harm?"
Mimi: "Why the @$*# are you giving me such kind of backstory? Well, it took a turn for the better, but why'd you do this to me?"
(hint: I haven't got to her backstory yet, but since it's canon she's aware of it)
Nutty: "I don't mind not being in the spotlight so often, but I'm starting to feel like I'm missing out..."
Jumper: "Why am I never the main focus in your comics!? Change that immediately! That or (points to Fluffers and Mimi) these two better be doing it soon!"
(he's quite a messed up bunny, demanding anything else wouldn't make any sense)