If you were a Monster What would you be?

[VermillionWorks]

I'd be that scary hermit witch-hag in the woods, giving spells/charms/whatever to some, cursing others I don't like. XP The rest of the time, yeah...just chillin' in the woods.

[scullpanda]

Like Im wondering about these things because I needed ideas for background monsters for my new comic The World By Batsy Marone and its the season for monsters and thinking about what we could be >w</

[El_Psy_Congroo]

Can I change my answer to Student Loans?

Terrifying.

[ronaldsardoma]

I would probably be a shapeshifting monster so I can shapeshift into any kind of monster I want to be.

[hades]

this is me, I am it

[rainbowolfe]

I'd be a banshee because I too scream in response to most things.

[spadesart]

in an unsurprising turn of events id probably be a vampire. im already part of the way there with my poor sleep schedule and pale mayonnaise skin

[TrustyShamrock]

if witches count as monsters id deeefinitely be that one. id be hecka lazy and use magic for everything. but id also be the kinda person who'd do one of those things like "dont touch my eraser or ill curse you and your entire line to walk the earth every 3rd tuesday of the month with the head of a goat, the body of flamingo and an unquenchable hunger for silverfish!"
but if they dont count as monsters id probably be a bay dragon or somethin. never a grown up dragon tho. always a baby one who cant walk straight or breathe fire on purpose

[scullpanda]

I really want magic so I'm putting it on the list >w</ @TrustyShamrock

[TrustyShamrock]

yussss good. im happy we're on the same page

[Vikiro_Hop]

Happy for once to be freed from the anxieties and pressures of daily life, knowing that my role was determined long ago instead of fruitlessly swimming around trying to know what I am and what it is I need to do.

No more second guessing I am the monster...

probly like a werewolf or some shit that would be cool too,

[TheDJTC]

I dunno a fairy?

I don't know any monsters I tink are cool or fitting to my personality.

Maybe... a Pocket Monster!

[zilo]

My last name is helgemo, and my alias on the internet is usually "helgemonster", my mascot is this weird lizard/dinosaur thing with a beard. There's an image of him/me on my outdated website http://helgemonster.com

[efdvorsky]

I'm going to be pretty lame and say a vampire probs. But I'm ace so...an asexual vampire would be interesting hahaha

But yeah just...immortal and I can only leave the house at night? Doesn't sound too bad except the fact I won't be able to eat garlic anymore /)u-u(\
(Or food for that manner)

Or a shape-shifting creature or smth, those would be fun too! (orthemothman)

[SpavVy]

I'd be a mermaid and lure men to their death. Muahaha!

[El_Psy_Congroo]

[Unexpectedly deep voice]:

"Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more."