Recording: Your call is important to us. We'll be with you shortly.
Me: Nice. * listens to the hold music calmly *
* 5 minutes later *
Recording: Your call is important to us. We'll be with you shortly.
Me: * starting to sweat nervously * Okay...
Recording: * loud music continues *
* 10 more minutes later *
Recording: Your call is important to us.
Me: * permanently damaged the hearing in one ear * Is it though?
Recording: We'll be with you shortly.
* music intensifies *
* 15 more minutes later *
Me: (Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it...)
Recording: Your call is--
Me: $^*$$ (()%## @%#^%$
Random Human: Hello.
Me: * composes self in a deep breath * Hi there!
Can you please help me with [insert issue]?
Human: Sure, one sec. * puts me back on hold *
Me: ...oh.
Anyone else have an annoying little story about everyday life?
(Also, I'd like to say I never actually yell at the people who answer because I know they're working hard, and I'm sure they face lots of angry customers every day.)