Let`s play a game: crappy powers and ways they can be useful

[qwerty]

Step 1: Buy the cheapest possible food in bulk (e.g. agricultural byproducts such as beet pulp)
Step 2: Turn it all into spam.
Step 3: Become the world's largest spam manufacturer.
Step 4: Profit.

Crappy power: You can instantly make yourself grow older. But it doesn't work in reverse.

[ar-ninetysix]

Ah finally I can become a grandpa for the sole purpose of wanting to yell at people in a silly way with an old voice "Get off my lawn, you freeloadin' pricks!"

Crappy power: Nose bleeds every time you see someone you consider attractive, just like in anime

[DiegoPalacios]

become a blood donor and save millions of lives. (make sure to take time to recover the lost blood)

crappy power: you can predict the past

[Jenny-Toons]

You're able to know all of the world history that was lost over time (burned away in books, thrown out unintentionally). You're predicting the past futures of writers and people no one have heard of before, but now they do. And slowly, you're re-writing history, bit by bit, which can ultimately change a bit of the future.

Crappy power: When you sneeze, you attract animals. The type of animal changes each time. And the amount of sneezes and the size determines how many come your way.

[mariusthered]

with a pot of pepper you can fake being the next Noah and start a new religion gaining the wealth of all whom come to follow you.

crappy power: goldfish mind reading

[Mr_estella]

you could use them for spying if your enemies are near to the water... or you could actually have a good friend, despite looking really sad talking to a fish....
Crappy power:you can grow your eyelashes as much as you want. They just grow, you can't move them or anything and can't revert the growing, you just have to cut them off

[punkarsenic]

Crappy power:you can grow your eyelashes as much as you want. They just grow, you can't move them or anything and can't revert the growing, you just have to cut them off

you can turn them into rope, sew with them, or any other string-based activity

crappy power: you can read minds, but only the minds of a rare breed of amazonian tree frog

[Mr_estella]

i believe those frogs are poisonous, so maybe you can convince them to jump on someone's face an kill that person.

Crappy power: you can tell what any cat in the world is doing right now

[Darkstrong]

That can be very useful when spying on cat owners. Also, very coll circus trick.

Crappy power: You can turn invisible, but also blind.

[comics.resTart]

Could sneak into somebody's room and record a video to watch later.

Crappy power : you can produce any desired food material from thin air, but it disappears after 5 seconds.

[mariusthered]

great for food fights with no evidence you had any part of it!

crappy power: you smell of anything you eat, until its no longer in your body.

[Mr_estella]

you can eat stuff that smell nice, like flowers, candy or stuff and improve your social acceptance.

Crappy power: when you see at somebody's face, you can know how many times they have farted in their life

[Kann]

You'll know how many times an average human farts.

Crappy power: You attract capybaras.

[Mr_estella]

i would be like squirrel girl, just for all of you to know, she once defeated Thanos (for real, that is part of Marvel Universe canon, google it)

Crappy power:you can imitate the voice of anyone in the world, but only to say kitchen recipes

[mariusthered]

great! you could have a impressionist cooking spot on SNL

crappy power: you can turn slugs into snails.

[ar-ninetysix]

Give a home to all the sluggy homies out there~

Crappy power: You can do flips and somersaults forever without tiring yourself out

[aqua03]

You can start your own radical stuntz channel on YouTube and become a millionaire.

Bad Power: The ability to look great in any pair of pants ever.

[Kann]

I'd buy the most ridiculous looking pair of pants that I can find, because I'll look amazing anyway.

Crappy power: You can taste things with your palms.

[dawgofdawgness]

Taste test things with amazing precision!, and avoid food poisoning!

Crappy power: the ability to produce infinite Monopoly money

[qwerty]

Always win at Monopoly

Crappy power: The ability to magnetically attract vegetables.