Or did they? Soon after Henry and Waifu-chan started afresh, Ash revealed that he was not actually Ash Ketchup... But the Leader of the Chicken Wings of Malevolence!
(BOOM! Plot twist!)
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Said waifu and henry.
a stranger appeared saying " i can offer you a blue pill to stop dream loops, or a red pill, it tastes like chicken " and holds out his hand with the pills....
Henry started sweating as he remembered that all this started because he wanted chicken wings. He was going for the red pill until Waifu-chan stopped him...
Lets eat both,they punch the white guy and took the pills "bottems up".
But what is this? The pills . . . they taste like chicken wings!
you tricked us!
"mw hahaha you fools now you will...
become slaves to the CHICKEN WINGS OF MALEVOLENCE! For the Stranger is actually the fake Ash in disguise and the true ringleader of the chicken wing conspiracy: ASH MUSTARD!
"did you never wonder why everything tastes like chicken" he grins...
no...no, thats not true..that's impossible! said waifu.
Search your feelings, you know it to be true....
Noooooooo.....noooooo.
"My God!" Said Henry, "How could I have been so blind?! If everything tastes like chicken... Then what do you think would happen if I ate everything?!"
It would go to your thighs,then you would blow up.
"I'm willing to take that risk for the taste of chicken!"
"Well, so be it!" said Mustard, dangling Henry over a vat of boiling oil teeming with mutant chicken wings!
"What'd you say?" Henry said with a mouthful of mutant chicken wings.
You heard me you yellow belly!
Henry glanced at mustard thinking only one thing "I wonder if HE tastes like chicken..."
Henry leaped and bit the guys butt,he let out a sexual moan.
At this point Ash Ketchup was already creeped out and turned off his computer... But in doing so something weird happened. That something was...
Someone bit HIM in the butt!
