And thus they bonded...
Over their shared love of doorknobs. But then...
an interrupting cow barged in. So they...
so they got on the cow and rode off into the sunset but suddenly....
the cow took off its cow mask and revealed itself to be... Chad the Unspankable!!! Our hero suddenly...
Sprang into spanking action against his arch nemesis. But behind him... the old man...
. . . revealed himself to be our hero's horse, Buttor, who turns out to be Canadian! Afterwards . . .
he greets him with waffles and mapple syrup
but he only likes pickles
This caused a rift in their friendship, never once a issue like this has arisen between the two.
Sensing awkward tension due to the disagreemnt, Chad the Unspankable fiddled nervously with his hands, wondering if he should come back at a different time. He decided...
to sing a song called...
"Let's all touch each other's butts".
"Let's all touch each other's buttsbut warm your handsbutt warms your handbut warm your hands...
"But don't forget to wash your hands later,or the infection will spread greater,for touching our butts together,you'll find truth no greater...
"Let's all touch each other's butts,the townsmen say it drives them nuts,but have they done the same? Never...So let's all touch our butts forever."
(This bit doesn't count: I'm definitely going to turn this story into a comic XD)
The cheery tune lightened the mood between the two old friends. But alas! It was all part Chad the Unspankable's evil plan!
(Please do, we'd really like to participate if it's an option!)
Chad the Unspankable pulled out his LAZAR Gun and...
Shoots our hero, Spankbert the Almighty Villain-Spanker, to the chest! However . . .
He was wearing 'The Neckless of a thousand Truths' ™, that had the power to stop the laser... but he accidently wore it the wrong way round, so...
