Once upon a time, long time ago...
On a galaxy far, far away...
There lived a happy lobster...
Who was best friends with..
A lonely robot who...
....was programmed to hunt happy galactic lobsters....
.. but then decided that..
...they would rather sell artisanal spoons. and so...
And so they traveled in search of the one who...
... served the galaxy's most famous gazpacho. She agreed to use their spoons if...
they taught her how to tie her shoes....
...and they agreed, as long as they were allowed to...
..read as many books as they could..
... but then the programmer who created the robot appeared...
....And said: "I AM YOUR MAKAH!!!! .YOO BETTAH GO AN HUNT THAT GALACTILOBSTAH!!!!!!. (after that he started mumbling incoherently in an angry tone)
...which turned into a song that he suddenly burst into followed by...
A rendition of Grease, complete with cartwheels and spirit fingers...
...which made the robot and the lobster confused...
... and ran away to escape the madman, leaving their spoons behind...
only for a teddy-bear who was possesed by a demon to pick them up and...