I feel I was kind of touching upon all of those points, but I suppose from your perspective I spent to little time on each one, and transitioned too quickly.
Rubbing in people's faces you say? I suppose that is a cultural thing. I've noticed working in every other medium, even animation, that people are thrilled and jump at the opportunity to work together. I've also noticed most the replies I've gotten, saying "you need to pay artists." Have been from none artists. Where as most artists seem chill. The most I've gotten from one is "I'm interested, but focused on commissions right now."
I didn't want to mention work load, since that can vary, but since the standard in the industry is 10-20 pages. I would assume most people would be thinking on those lines. Though, perhaps a comment fleshing out, that I'm good with any length of project could help. But my portfolio does mention something along those lines.
I understand these posts get buried, that's why I led with the hook of experience. I would say "professional" writer. But I feel that would be dishonest, since just because I have success in one field, doesn't mean it will directly translate to another.
The thing that would make me want to collaborate with me, is my skill. That's all I ever focus on.
And when I mention getting published, I feel like that is kind of putting the idea out there, that it would be a goal for us. (Meaning those looking for more then a one-shot). Though, perhaps maybe more focus on it? It's clear that many people don't look at the portfolio, so maybe adding in a more fleshed out section on it in the lead in would be good. But to me that also seems self explanatory. Actually, no, you have a point. A lot of things I think are obvious, often aren't and need a lot more explaining before people fully understand. Perhaps, I'll take that into account for these types of posts.
I don't want to have to leave a really long post, but it seems like that's what's being built towards here.
I'm more then happy to look over anyone's scripts, whether they help me or not. Though, bribing them seems kind of shady to me, but that might just be me.