Witch: "OMG! OMG! U-unconventional lovers!? D-does that mean us, Chop-Chop!?"
Composer: "... No. You're freeloading in my family parlour under the pretense of evading a Witch Hunt..."
Witch: "Even so, that still has to count for some kind of loving in our relationship right?"
Composer: "For the sake of my health, I prefer if we maintain a professional landlord to tenant connection... If that is the case, please get a job and pay me 2 years worth of food you cleared out of the pantry."
Witch: "Oh, Chop-Chop. Such a mood killer. Can't we leave bickering over petty things like finances and who wears the pants in the house outside of our marriage?"
Composer: "Again. We're not married. Please get a job and lighten my burdens... I have a family and 10 boarding students I need to care for."
Witch: "..............Make me, honey​
. Nyaa-haa!"
Composer: "I'll cut your rations."
Witch: "(OxO)! I-I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! P-please don't take away the only thing that's keeping me alive!"
Composer: "... Snacks are not healthy for your livelihood, Penny."
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=One of them is a human and the other an odd fantasy......creature=