Promote with the most funniest sentence

Fuzzyman818 2021-04-25 21:22:33 UTC #13

"Boy, you should have seen the look on the dogs face when I did it to his leg."

TheOddFungi 2021-04-25 21:36:42 UTC #14

This is my funniest so far.

“We are going dragon hunting and all I have is a spoon,” he says, not even blinking.

jkb4753 2021-04-26 03:02:50 UTC #15

Hard to pick one? This ones from the first chapter, so I dont give anything away
"His chronic anxiety developed around the time he realized this was gonna be his whole life."

caelinalexis 2021-04-26 04:22:05 UTC #16

"And when you finally get to school, there's a massive pit of nerves and excitement in your stomach, that threatens to send you running for the nearest toilet (okay, maybe that's just me)."

Vikthetoonaddict 2021-04-26 04:28:32 UTC #17

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DebEHowell 2021-04-26 04:49:48 UTC #18

Hard to pick something that works out of context. I guess toilet humor works everywhere, so...

"...He's heard me fart."

(from a chapter not published to Tapas, yet)

simonitropunk 2021-04-26 04:59:41 UTC #19

From my latest page: "You'll soon find out, Asterix!"

Elysee 2021-04-26 14:20:27 UTC #20

"Your screams have been heard throughout the whole palace, and it wasn’t because of one of your tantrums."

Does it work out of context - Yes, you are allowed to thing dirty for once

thecrystalrook 2021-04-26 14:28:35 UTC #21

"fire doesn't work in space, IDIOT!!" seems to get people pretty good

ReaperKing 2021-04-26 14:30:17 UTC #22

"It's like you are trying to take a shit but the shits just not coming out."

thirdly 2021-04-26 14:34:14 UTC #23

With a soft curse, I bent down to get it and was mortified with a ripping sound. (a BL romance)

FafasMcMelt 2021-04-26 14:35:18 UTC #24

Huh... strangely enough I don't have enough funny hahas in either of my stories to pick one that's actually that good

ShoresofAcadie 2021-04-26 15:20:42 UTC #25

Well, if they wanted to spend all their money on extra cameras instead of, oh, a potted plant or three, it made no difference to him.

Pony_wearing_a_hat 2021-04-26 15:26:03 UTC #26

This is a pretty sharp line, I think:

“Alright, I’m gonna tell my story, and if anyone interrupts me, I’m going to shove their face in the fire.”

7Robots 2021-04-26 15:46:02 UTC #27

Her outfits would make a gynecologist blush.

GHOST METALツ serves bite sized scifi & horror stories on a macabre menu of detestable delights. Then we'll reach into the dark parts of our collective unconscious for dessert. All for your abhorrent amusement.

I have been posting on Webtoon and just started on Tapas, so I'd be happy to do a little sub4sub action. I just subbed to Perseus - good luck!!

Vikthetoonaddict 2023-07-16 00:30:24 UTC #28

I know I did this before, but I misunderstood the prompt. Anyway, this was by far the funniest sentence.

"I'm a stripper."

No I will not give you context.

ThunderChicken 2023-07-16 00:39:13 UTC #29

“I’ve had bears, and I’ve had bareback, but this is the first time I’ve ridden a bear’s back bareback”

Title: Finding Daecon's Way
Genres: Shapeshifter fantasy, Magic, LGBTQ, BL, Slow Burn
Synopsis: Daecon Doe is a young affluent gay man who, after finding himself facing near certain death, discovers quite by accident that he is a shapeshifter. Follow along as he makes some new friends, discovers old secrets, encounters unknown enemies, and tries to find his way in this new world of magic, betrayal and murder that he didn't even know existed. Story will eventually develop into a modified Omegaverse/MPreg (they are shapeshifters, not werewolves, but there will be some similarities)
Format: Illustrated webnovel. Each episode reads like a novel but contains imagery as well.
Status: Ongoing. Updates Saturdays. Occasional Wednesday updates as well, with bonus content such as character profiles and holiday specials.

cLonio 2023-07-16 11:20:38 UTC #30

Male lead: "Just so you know, getting kicked out and having my face in the grass was all intentional."

tigerw0698 2023-07-16 17:57:32 UTC #31

"I can see your fat mom from here!"

allisoncandraw 2023-07-18 16:16:23 UTC #32

"Mental illness is mad cringe, no cap. Therapy is...bussin'?"

Check out "Signs Point to Bobbie" if you'd like a funny comic with a deaf MC! https://m.tapas.io/series/signs-point-to-bobbie/info