Quote your best insult (comics/novels welcome)

kmlangleyauthor 2020-09-06 23:33:37 UTC #35

The first one is more of a begrudging compliment in the form of light insult it really needs more context to make sense.

That second one always makes me laugh when I reread it

ivanskilling 2020-09-07 00:38:02 UTC #36

I had the same problem of not being able to find many insults! But here's one from Devil's Triangle that hasn't been published yet:

“Sandra?” Her lips curled in a mocking sneer. “You mean that loose woman next door?”

It was easier to find insults in Dark Bytes actually.

Her eyes on the door, she watched it give way slowly under pressure. The hinges creaked and whined until finally, it burst open. A group of undead spilled into the small cabin, hungry for her blood. A smirk grew on her lips as she aimed the revolver at the large barrel of gunpowder at her feet.

“I’ve waited long enough, you pieces of shit. Now come and get me,” she snarled.

lunagraves714 2020-09-07 00:39:52 UTC #37

That first one reminded me of a bunch of high school mean girls lol

snowy 2020-09-07 01:11:51 UTC #38

ivanskilling 2020-09-07 01:16:20 UTC #39

Lol yup! Except instead of it being a high school mean girl, it's an old, nosy neighbor.

lunagraves714 2020-09-07 01:17:08 UTC #40

I misread that so many times

spelunkadunk 2020-09-07 03:00:38 UTC #41

This insult comes from my first chapter when the two MCs in my BL fantasy first meet.

He stared at me for a moment, and something unreadable swept over his face. Then he said coolly, “You have the eyes of a whore.”
I blinked at the topic change and the sting of his words. “I have my mother’s eyes.”
“Is that not what I just said?”

Needless to say, it is not love at first sight. XD

paintedbynick 2020-09-07 05:18:06 UTC #42

I hope you all enjoy my comic!

lunagraves714 2020-09-07 05:23:05 UTC #43

Omg that kid’s a savage

Crusoe 2020-09-07 06:23:17 UTC #44

The second one is so funny! I should read your thingie

kmlangleyauthor 2020-09-07 06:44:10 UTC #45

That one won’t be posted for.... quite a while, still it was just too good to not post here

impossiblesoul 2020-09-07 11:18:07 UTC #46

"And I’ll be taking much more than a kiss from her – after I get done turning you into the former director of the FBI. Hopefully, your associates find somebody less incompetent to replace you – hopefully somebody who knows what a comb and a razor is.”

https://tapas.io/series/Conquering-Planet-Earth/

jamontoast98 2020-09-07 11:58:50 UTC #47

A few that I haven't written yet, but stick around in my head?

Guy to Girl: "What can I do to get you to love me?"
Girl: "Have you considered re-incarnation?"

Another one

Girl: "Fun fact, we're in the same class at school. I was moved forwards a year, and he was held back one."
Guy: "Hey, you can't just go around telling people that!"
Girl: "They'd find out soon enough."

shapeshiftingmel 2020-09-08 07:48:25 UTC #48

It's not really an insult, but rather a nickname one of my characters lovingly uses to call his closest friend.
He likes to call him Finger McFuckFace purely because the other person loves wearing fingerless gloves and his attractive face pisses Person A off lmao

DogshitJay 2020-09-08 08:04:59 UTC #49

"Listen croptop, nobody gives a fuck what you think, so how about you shut up and let the adults talk, hmm?"

I secretly like insults that reduce people to something that isn't actually rude but still sounds rude. This guy is indeed wearing a croptop!

Legendofgenii 2020-09-08 08:15:56 UTC #50

Haha! Brilliant!

arydthefoxeus 2020-09-08 15:16:09 UTC #51

Unwritten, but I have to put these down at some point!

"I'm a very nice asshole actually. See, I once helped a blind, elderly man across the road. Classic, right?"

"As classic as guide dogs go. Though personally, I think you need a muzzle."

"Do you hop beds faster than your tongue runs? I hope you know both can leave a mess behind."

"I can clean after myself, thank you."

"Right, the only thing you suck best at is your own dick."

HaltArrtay_RangerGod 2020-09-08 15:19:56 UTC #52

"If you had a brother and a dog, I would chose the dog." Chapter 23 of The Connections Coming soon.

spadesart 2020-09-08 20:22:57 UTC #53

My characters actually very mean to each other, but I really enjoyed writing Black Rose's dialogue

CosmicLeon 2020-09-09 04:11:48 UTC #54

this in in my script for chapter 3 but I think it's pretty good

Ahiko hears snickering from a few girls from the other side of the room. “Look at those three. They look like they just came out of the stables.” The group laughs.
“I bet they missed open enrollment, and now have to run around like losers.”
“They probably don’t have any proper training. It’s gonna get them killed out in the field.” The group laughs again.
Ahiko’s ear twitched as they talked. Soon she grew fed up with it and walked over to them. “Hello, nice to meet you,” she greeted and held out a hand.
“Oh, please. Your hand is filthy.” one girl responded.
“Sounds to me like you're afraid of a little dirt.” Ahiko took her hand back. “I don’t expect you to accomplish much if you're not willing to work for it.” Ahiko glared.