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Mar 2021

Just want to to hear the negatives about a character, insult, or more? Are you sick and tired of good compliments and actually want to improve on something? Post the characters that you are comfortable with posting on here and wait for someone to roast them. However, the roaster HAS to say or show what you can do better about the character. Roasts can be for looks and for personality or something other. If you want only the roast put, "ROAST ONLY," on your post.

NOTE: If the roaster doesn't help you improve the character within a day or if I feel the need to, I will help you in some way and if the roast is inaccurate because I find burning people with the truth to be a lot better, they loose points. People only gain points for accuracy here.

I deleted a part of my post because I'm moving on to somewhere sort a. Doing a cleaning.

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Everyone wants to be roasted but not roast, very well, I'll carry this cross then

the fact that your guy looks like a vagina with syphilis is the least unsettling thing about him. I'll lose sleep to figure out where those sleeves go.


ROAST ONLY for my thiccest of bois:


If you're trying to cover your face that domino mask is about as useful as a back scratcher made of jello. And for god's sake do you really need to be showing that much cleavage? try hard much? (I'm bad at being mean, I really love the design and the cleavage, I'm sorry I'm apologizing for a roast, but this is the only way I can do this)

ROAST ONLY for my bag of bones:

You might wanna try aging cream just to see if you can skip ahead to your reincarnation.

This is Grim the Reaper, Roast Only please.

This guy looks like a Jojo wannabe that's too far into it. His wand probably has the super power to poof up a body pillow at any given time. His wand makes up for his d*ck, which he probably grows because it's small compared to that wand and his body. However, your attention to his insecurities is dragged to his chest to atone for the- WAIT! His chest is too bare... I bet he keeps a single hair hidden near his arm pit just to actually say that he has hair on his chest.

I barely roast, is this decent or do I need more work? XD

She looks as if she was a human birthed from the two main characters of, "Regular Show," but not in the show itself. In a fan fiction because the fan said, "F*ck it, I'll make one of these males pregnant," but her regrets leaked out so she made her a darker blue to express her troubles.

She looks as if she couldn't afford the potatoes at the cheapest farmer's market they had in her area. Even the potatoe girl from Attack on Titan would abandon her because of that.

I mean... money doesn't exist anymore and neither do farmers markets, and any potatoes you could get your hands on would be in a cad or dried so... technically true

He wants to take souls so badly he dresses up as a crow bro. Sadly, the crows hate him because he looks like a dirty creep and he has his grace which is similar to that of a person that says, "F*ck my life," and that is the falling grace.

☆Dark humor, no one k*ll themselves.☆

Are you speaking about in the story?

If in reality, money still does exist, but because of the pandemic it's harder to earn. To get a job, your best bet is a grocery store now a days and you can get a hashbrown for 99 cents or $1.99 cents sometimes at a fast food place. On rare occasions, they have small apple pies for 89 cents. Bananas at somewhere local is better because they're 85 cents or even around 70 cents. Cheapest I've seen recently. I didn't want to go too far on your character, though because old people usually have a lot of knowledge and skill. I also have a soft spot for old people and anyone that abandons someone just because they lack something is mean. I mean, they could help them. My first attempt to roast was her path through darkness, but I don't like going there for that anyone that goes through that, is that old, and has survived has some sort of focus and patience.

Basically, she was tough for me to roast.

Oh, no I meant in the story, it's post apocalyptic so money really doesn't mean anything anymore. And she (like the rest of the cast) Is kind of a bad person and certainly not a very nice one, so it's cool to go for the throat.

I liked learning from your response though.

Ah, alright. She feels like the type of person to fool around with natural thick or oaty fluid potions mixed with small dark thoughts. I got a hint of dark magic from her. One of my last thoughts on roasting her was going to be based on that.

This sounds fun! It's like Deadpool for creators! Well, here goes my roastings:

@AIRRISSA This is why medical students should never do those surgical ASMR videos! I'd always wondered whatever happened to Emeril Lagasse. Bam!

@FafasMcMelt So He-man did shipped She-ra?! Your boi only gives more weight to the argument that siblings should never breed, even if they are royalty.

@Fuzzyman818 Stuffing bras?! Wow, I didn't know that "Hello God, It's me, Margaret" was also on Tapas!

@Pony_wearing_a_hat Oooo....a zombie apocalypse manga!

@torncloak This is a roast, but why did Danny Phanton show up in a turkey costume?

Do me now? Roast only!
This is Azzy, an angel of death. Please roast only him, not the nun. This was just from the last panel of my comic.

btw...I hope nobody's feeling got hurt...:sweat_smile:

As a stuffy old woman, she would hate that so much. Can Azzy wear a mask or something? That face is gross.

laughed at both of the ones i got, they're pretty much true.