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Jan 2020

A fun question: How can we know that the universe didn't just pop into existence last thursday?

Oh no, you found the thread legal loop hole, you can't say "random thing" :joy:

If we stick to the multiverse theory there is at least one parallel universe that didn`t pop into existance last thursday.

How weird would it be if our noses were our ears and vice versa? :joy::joy:

I can't help but wonder what aliens would think of our NSFW renditions of their kind. Offended? Flattered? The true mystery of alien kind. The world may never know

"Slinky! Slinky! Everyone loves a Slin.....Little Magical Sheep, why are you crying?"

Here's something random:

Stół z powyłamywanymi nogami.

(A Polish tongue twister)

I never use lip balm yet my mother gives me a new tube of lip balm every Christmas so now I have a collection of at least five tubes of lip balm sitting right here under my computer monitor and they're all different kinds and all different flavors but I still never use them because I have a beard and mustache which protect my mouth from the cold and the rain so WHY does she keep giving them to me? I even told her I don't use the stuff but she keeps buying them! I don't get it! This one is "bourbon vanilla" and this one is "Oregon mint" and this one is "raspberry lemonade!" I mean, those sound nice in theory but I've also heard that using lip balm will actually dry your lips out even WORSE than if you DON'T use it and plus if it's supposed to PREVENT you from licking your lips why would they make them FLAVORED in the FIRST PLACE?!

Am I the only one who finds the voice of the young woman who keeps trying to get me to pay for Spotify Premium really irritating? Maybe it's not her voice and it's more her cadence, or the oddly condescending tone. Do you think Spotify did that on purpose? Do you think they hired a bunch of young people to just record a ton of those "wow, wouldn't it be super mega cool if you didn't have to listen to ads?" clips and then just focus tested them a bunch of times and asked the focus groups who they hated the most? That's how I'd do it. Just pick the one voice that people found the most obnoxious and then use that one to pester people every hour until they get so SICK of hearing that woman's voice that they scream "FINE! HERE'S MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER! JUST MAKE HER STOP TALKING!! It's a solid plan, it's just extremely evil. And I'm going to call their bluff. Even though I hate her voice I'm never going to pay for Spotify.

Sometimes I think about buying an orange worker's vest and a clipboard from Amazon just so I can try to get into places I wouldn't normally be allowed. I saw that on the pilot episode of Burn Notice. The spy said you can get into practically any building if you have those two items. Just wear the vest, hold the clipboard, act like you're supposed to be there and most people won't even question you. They'll just let you right in. I saw a video where some guys did that by carrying a ladder into buildings. Movie theaters and stuff. The employees just stepped aside. But where would I go? Where would I even want to go? And would the risk of getting caught even be worth it? I'd be fined for trespassing and I don't really have a lot of spare money. Also the government would probably think I'm some sort of terrorist and I'd end up on some sort of watchlist.

Maybe it's not worth it.

The United States is currently suffering from a national ferret shortage.

(This is actually true I was just informed this week by three separate pet stores. Get 'em while they last people)

I start to think the lip balm has special magic power in it
It's a good way to start an absurd story but also attracting :yum: