Check out my Novels: I'll see if I can do One-liners for 'em:
-Doctor, the plague is spreading, magic and medicines aren't working, what should we do?
-Well, when I woke up this morning, engaged and having to fly to another continent, I wasn't expecting someone like you.
.-I will not stop...until their still beating hearts are in my hands and I watch the life drain from their eyes for what they've done to me.