I like weird names for pets. I had a cat named Milquetoast...
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...One named Cigarette that used to sleep in the sink at the cottage...
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...One named Igor because he was a really ugly kitten (he grew up to be an enormous cat, weighed 28 pounds and was not fat):
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...One named Murphy (Murphy was a female cat named after the TV character Murphy Brown and lived to be 20 years old, shown here on the bed with a much larger Igor)
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...One named Stinky Pete because his kitten farts could strip paint (he was another big cat, at 22 pounds):
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...One named Pickles (she was Igor's older sister and was a tiny cat):
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And one named Gammy Num-Nums. Gammy Num-Nums was a stray that came into my apartment and had kittens in my closet. She was Igor and Pickles' mother.
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