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what do you call a deer with no eyes?
no eye deer
What do you call someone with no body and a nose?
nobody nose

Why didn't the penguin get married? He got cold feet!

You ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? No...?

...See how good they hide?

Why did the banana have to go to the hospital?

It wasn’t peeling very well.

A horse trots into a bar.
The bartender laughs and asks " why the long face?"
The horse responds, "Jesus Kevin, I'm going through a divorce enough with the damn horse jokes."

Patient: "Doctor! Doctor!!! I snore so loudly that I wake up myself!!! What should I do???"
Doctor: "Have you tried sleeping in a different room?"

Oo that reminds me of another horse in bar joke

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some punch. The bartender points behind the horse and says “sorry, if you want punch, you’re going to have to get in that line over there.”
The horse turns around and is very confused, because there is no punch line

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German? A Beaner-Schnitzel

I like TitS

... aka Trails in the Sky, you dirty, dirty people -.-

That reminds me of this 'cheater's hangman' I came up with a long time ago; it's a three letter word beginning with 'a' and ending with 'e', but every middle letter the players guess is wrong until you've exhausted all the possible choices :stuck_out_tongue:

(In hindsight, there aren't really enough valid words that fit the pattern for people to actually lose this, which is exactly the opposite of what I was aiming for XD)
ace
age
ale
ape
are
ate
awe
axe
aye

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

...

You think it the ARR but it be the SEA

What would happen if Jack from The Shining was a pirate?

He'd appreciate some Redrum! :blush:🥃

why a skeleton doesn't jump off a a buildin?
Because he doesn't have guts

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