STUPID JOKES - add your own

[droidmonkey1]

what is the only room in a house that Batman don't need to brand?
The BAThroom

[Lensing]

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
– One. We are very efficient and this is not a joke.

[irresponsiblepics]

Here's my usual.
I visited a zoo.
All they had was a dog.
It was a Shih Tzu.

[Stargazer31]

What's brown and sticky?
A stick

[LCT_m_a_d]

Two men walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.

[AxemanRifflord]

@droidmonkey1

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FUTAKxxUcAEWDqy.png

[bronte448]

Beep beep, Deltarune
Susie: How many Spamtons would it take to change a lightbulb?
Jevil: Just one. The question is, how big of a ladder would he need?
Spamton: OH I'M GONNA!
Spamton is not as short in my AU as in most memes out there, but he's still pretty short.

[BLTX]

Disco is so old and outdated, I DISCOurage people from dancing to it!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Puns for life!

[YS_og]

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

[TheAuthor]

What do you call a fish with no eyes.
A fsh

[candiedcotton]

What goes in hard and pink and comes out wet and sticky?

Summary

Bubble gum, you pervs.

[SomethingVerySilly]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.

Bonus: if someone has heard it before and says "finding half a worm" when you ask, you can say something like "no, being buried alive" or some other extreme thing to really throw them off

[river121693]

what do you call a deer with no eyes?
no eye deer
What do you call someone with no body and a nose?
nobody nose

[Hipiticus]

what's long and hard and has cum in it?

A cucumber, get your mind out of the gutter

[Chaz]

Why didn't the penguin get married? He got cold feet!

[thecrystalrook]

You ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? No...?

...See how good they hide?

[AnonymousHouseCat]

Kind of similar to @river121693's jokes:

What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhinoceros?

'elephino.

[Legendofgenii]

Why did the banana have to go to the hospital?

It wasn’t peeling very well.

[JFeverFells]

A horse trots into a bar.
The bartender laughs and asks " why the long face?"
The horse responds, "Jesus Kevin, I'm going through a divorce enough with the damn horse jokes."

[bronte448]

Ouch!