You are now naked becuase you just don't care anymore with your God like powers
I wish in 24 hours I created a 144 page graphic novel that many people enjoyed reading.
In 24 hours you will create a 144 page graphic novel that many people enjoy reading, but within 24 hours all prints will be confiscated and burned because because of a plagiarism lawsuit by Bryan Lee O' Halley.
I wish I had a significant other.
Here you go!
I wish I could have lucid dreams.
You can have lucid dreams, but if you die whilst in said dreams you die in your sleep,
I wish I had the power to bring my wildest dreams to life.
Your wildest dreams will come to life, but it'll involve actual wild animals ripping apart your flesh.
I wish I had the power of invisibility.
You have the ability to be invisible when no one is looking.
I wish I were athletic.
You are athletic at curling.
I wish I was super handsome!
Only hands find you attractive.
I wish I could make phat beats.
You already do... in your phat garden.
I wish I was Doctor Who.
But people will only ask you're a Doctor What?
I wish I had teleportation powers.
They won't work when you gotta go to the bathroom, though.
I wish world peace!
PS: Accidentally wrote as a reply to @brianorlando, oopsies
The world actually goes into pieces.
I wish for a Sandwich.
You'll get a sandwich, but it'll be a Sand Witch. ... (old joke :/)
I wish I was a dog.
You can be a dog just before they put you down.
I wish I was popular Korean pop star.
You can be a Korean pop star, but it's North Korea so you will also be detained by the goverment for expessing yourself.
I wish I had a wife.
You had a wife, but no longer.
I wish we were all friends in real life!
What a sap... we're all your friends in real life, but we're also all best friends for life with all your worst enemies.
I wish I could be in two places at once!
Because you're at two places at once, your lifespan is now halved.
I wish I could stop time.
You can stop time, but that includes you as well.
I wish for world happiness!
The world is happy that there are cool titans (like in @obachuka2's Justice Brigade), but then they destroy the world.
I wish I could teleport.