Tapas game, round 2, FIGHT!

brianorlando 2013-10-06 07:46:56 UTC #21

You already do... in your phat garden.

I wish I was Doctor Who.

rotkappchen99 2013-10-07 02:28:14 UTC #22

But people will only ask you're a Doctor What?

I wish I had teleportation powers.

Andrej 2013-10-07 03:10:23 UTC #23

They won't work when you gotta go to the bathroom, though.

I wish world peace!

PS: Accidentally wrote as a reply to @brianorlando, oopsies

Kecreed 2013-10-07 08:16:03 UTC #24

The world actually goes into pieces.

I wish for a Sandwich.

fatfreesugar 2013-10-08 22:42:20 UTC #25

You'll get a sandwich, but it'll be a Sand Witch. ... (old joke :/)

I wish I was a dog.

Devin 2013-10-09 02:04:44 UTC #26

You can be a dog just before they put you down.

I wish I was popular Korean pop star.

tiredfishcomi 2013-10-09 07:45:23 UTC #27

You can be a Korean pop star, but it's North Korea so you will also be detained by the goverment for expessing yourself.

I wish I had a wife.

Loic 2013-10-10 21:33:32 UTC #28

You had a wife, but no longer.

I wish we were all friends in real life!

ninakester 2013-10-10 23:03:13 UTC #29

What a sap... we're all your friends in real life, but we're also all best friends for life with all your worst enemies.

I wish I could be in two places at once!

Andrej 2013-10-13 22:07:50 UTC #30

Because you're at two places at once, your lifespan is now halved.

I wish I could stop time.

Loic 2013-10-16 01:02:10 UTC #31

You can stop time, but that includes you as well.

I wish for world happiness!

ninakester 2013-10-16 23:57:45 UTC #32

The world is happy that there are cool titans (like in @obachuka2's Justice Brigade), but then they destroy the world.

I wish I could teleport.

thatphilippekid 2014-11-21 02:59:07 UTC #33

You can teleport, but your torso is always left behind.
I wish for a bowl of soup.

PotooGryphon 2014-11-21 03:35:34 UTC #34

Your soup is constantly plagued with dead flies.
I wish dragons were real.

StumpLark 2014-11-21 07:18:17 UTC #35

Dragons become real, but it turns out that dragons look as if they were poorly constructed on the playstation 1 and thus appear all weird, fake and creepy causing people to constantly wave them off as just some kinda 'poorly designed robots' and their old-style low polygon jagged edges make them SUPER uncomfortable to ride.

I wish had an animall that is able to do broadway and make me incredibly rich and famous.