Tapas game, round 2, FIGHT!

Loic 2013-09-28 00:09:42 UTC #1

The rules of the game are simple.

Make a wish. The person below you makes your wish ironic, and then makes his own wish.

Example

I wish I could fly.
You can fly, but only half an inch off the ground.

Loic 2013-09-28 00:10:33 UTC #2

I wish I had a million dollars.

ck_tapastic 2013-09-28 00:12:07 UTC #3

You can have a million dollars, but in a million years.
I wish I could be 21 again.

Devin 2013-09-28 00:23:20 UTC #4

You can be 21 again, but only for 21 sec.
I wish I had a sugar mama.

Loic 2013-09-28 00:26:26 UTC #5

You can have a sugar mama but she wills everything to her cat.
I wish I could draw well.

daronakira 2013-09-28 00:27:43 UTC #6

You can have a sugar mama, but it's just your mama. And now she's made out of sugar.
I wish I was irresistibly charismatic.

daronakira 2013-09-28 00:30:58 UTC #7

You can draw well, either water well or oil well. But that is all you can draw.
I wish I could shapeshift into anything/anyone.

carlymizzou 2013-09-28 05:35:29 UTC #8

You can shape shift into anything, but at only 1/1000th the actual size.
I wish I was more motivated to get all "those" things done.

obachuka2 2013-09-28 06:19:27 UTC #9

You're more motivated to get a;; "those" things done, but just slightly short of meeting the threshold motivation for actually getting all "those" things done.

I wish I was a baller.

kaleychurch 2013-09-29 00:04:20 UTC #10

You can be a baller of sports, but you cannot be a baller of money.

I wish I could fly.

Devin 2013-09-29 00:17:19 UTC #11

You can fly, but only when there's a hurricane.

I wish I was Batman.

Andrej 2013-09-29 04:11:02 UTC #12

You're Batman! Your parents are dead now.

I wish I was Doctor Manhattan.

BurningWood 2013-09-29 04:28:45 UTC #13

You are now naked becuase you just don't care anymore with your God like powers

I wish in 24 hours I created a 144 page graphic novel that many people enjoyed reading.

fatfreesugar 2013-09-30 04:47:43 UTC #14

In 24 hours you will create a 144 page graphic novel that many people enjoy reading, but within 24 hours all prints will be confiscated and burned because because of a plagiarism lawsuit by Bryan Lee O' Halley.

I wish I had a significant other.

Andrej 2013-09-30 06:13:52 UTC #15

Here you go!

I wish I could have lucid dreams.

shanefoster73 2013-09-30 09:30:48 UTC #16

You can have lucid dreams, but if you die whilst in said dreams you die in your sleep,

I wish I had the power to bring my wildest dreams to life.

fatfreesugar 2013-10-02 18:42:24 UTC #17

Your wildest dreams will come to life, but it'll involve actual wild animals ripping apart your flesh.

I wish I had the power of invisibility.

ninakester 2013-10-03 00:38:15 UTC #18

You have the ability to be invisible when no one is looking.

I wish I were athletic.

Loic 2013-10-03 01:01:44 UTC #19

You are athletic at curling.

I wish I was super handsome!

gulpy1189 2013-10-06 07:04:47 UTC #20

Only hands find you attractive.

I wish I could make phat beats.