I love this idea! I'll give you one from my story, Uniques United, and it involves one of the main characters:
This is Daniel. Daniel is a mouse. He's a big fella, standing tall at 6 foot 4. Daniel is also a Royal Investigator. If something strange, bizarre, or scary has happened and you don't know what caused it or who did it, you call Daniel. He leads entire research teams to gather as much information as he can about any scene where the incident took place and funnels all the information into easy-to-read reports. Just to put this in perspective, Daniel serves a king in a medieval world but his home planet is of a modern-day era, so he may say things that are unfamiliar in medieval fantasy lingo.
Daniel's favorite thing to do when condensing information into these reports is to describe what's going on in a stupidly simplified way. Example: People hear strange noises coming from an abandoned chapel in the woods and Daniel is called to check it out. Daniel observes from a window, out of sight, accompanied by two guards. This is what he writes in his report:
"Report:
Location: Small, abandoned chapel in the woods, northwest of Angath.
Threat level: Low
Reason: Occult activity. Reports of strange noises and red lights coming from the chapel.
Description: What happens when a man in a black robe and a man in a brown robe start drinking together? They start chanting stuff, which in this case happens to be a demonic ritual.
Requesting a scout to keep an eye on the chapel in case things get out of hand.
Signed,
Daniel Krevesteen, Royal Investigator"
If you'd like to check out the story that Daniel is part of, here's the link! I'm currently writing the first episode and it features Daniel's brother, Simon.