The Absurdity Thread

[Hutch-Comics]

Collyflowers are known to have violent tendencies and should be stopped at all costs. Yet, surprisingly, carrots make great role models.

[DualDragons]

If you divide the amount of broccolli by the amount of pancakes, how many aliens are there on the ceiling?

[BlunderingAlbatross]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[DualDragons]

((Ok I'll leave it at this, the language of gods

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[Hutch-Comics]

Personally, I find ducks to be shifty and the notion of dogs with pockets highly irregular.

[lunagraves714]

Roses are lizards,
Violets are dead,
I love macaroni.
You’re welcome.

[drcharlotterodricks]

I think pigeons are aliens in disguise sent to colonize the planet discretely

[Crusoe]

The slight tilt of cheese makes ducks go whoop whoop

[MoseyP]

The time is lilac late Tuesday and the fish in my shoe says it's going to rain cornflakes.

[inubasket]

Is there REALLY such a thing as snowflakes? My plate of peas says no.

[CommanderMarty]

cancel culture is the best thing to ever happen in human history.

[Kann]

Let's undress and ride into the sunset on narhwals.

[ar-ninetysix]

[nathanKmcwilliams]

What if my hands were made of Hot Pockets? I'd be the first one eaten in a survival situation.

[MorganaMevil]

For once there was a narwhal with thrice as many teeth,
He was called an all-whal and struggled a lot to eat.
Until one day on his trip far away
He decided to play some hockey.
He tussled and bustled and fought and shot,
But never could see where the puck took off.
So it’s no surprise to me or Dot
That he lost many teeth on the lot.
Only one snaggly tooth remained,
And the all-whal was a narwhal forever again.

[Messaff]

[Messaff]

[domisotto]

The only way to role-call the aliens.

[CommanderMarty]

what did you say? it seems the potatoes got to your comment.

[DiegoPalacios]

The potatoes are after all of us!!!!!.....and after all our words!!!!