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Let's undress and ride into the sunset on narhwals.

What if my hands were made of Hot Pockets? I'd be the first one eaten in a survival situation.

For once there was a narwhal with thrice as many teeth,
He was called an all-whal and struggled a lot to eat.
Until one day on his trip far away
He decided to play some hockey.
He tussled and bustled and fought and shot,
But never could see where the puck took off.
So it’s no surprise to me or Dot
That he lost many teeth on the lot.
Only one snaggly tooth remained,
And the all-whal was a narwhal forever again.

Disney is corrupting the youth!!!
The ONLY way for a mermaid to exist is if a human had a baby with a fish.
This is against the teaching of the Holy Bibble!!!

Has anyone noticed the unusual decline in sales of space-hummus?

There is no wind in the football..
2 I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?.
You rotate the ground 4 times..
4 You go and understand the tree.
5 I'll give you clap on your cheeks..
6 Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father.
7 Close the window airforce is coming.
8 I have two daughters and both are girls..
9 Stand in a straight circle..
10 Don't stand in front of my back
11 Why Haircut not cut..?
12 Don't make noise.. principle is rotating in the corridor
13 Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I m here?
14 You talking bad habit
15 Give me a red pen of any colour.
16 Can I have some snow in my cold drink?
17 Pick the paper and fall into the dustbin.
18 Both of you stand together separately.
19 Keep quiet the principal just passed away!...
Don't laugh alone pass it...
Blue is the definition of purple squared by green and so 2/5=the square root of 43 of the 6th shade of purple on the minor side of the scale with a flaw of 56% of yellow and 34% green meaning that if you were so blue you were greener than purple you are practically saying you are so blue your almost yellow
This is as good as the zebra who was purple but it got eaten by the orange spoon that was more of a purpler orange than a triangle.
A demonic starbucks napkin stole my goldfish crackers
On a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.
Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow
Llamas eat sexy paper clips
Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman
Babies eating dairy queen on the top of my pet cheddar cheese
An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.
Everyday a Orange licks a friendly pale skin burning down upon the.
If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
Pancakes are 7, so it must 42 of them to reach life multiplied by Saturn, so 7/Saturn must equal the moon. Using this theory, we can calculate that the meaning of life is not 42, but blue. Using this new info, and using the unicorn theorem, we find that the amount of pancakes used to get to the moon, is exactly 1.462423847927948372947234 headlights.
Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.
Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue
Metallica ate a hairy garilla with purple nipples then swaped a red tyre with a fire breathing goat last Tuesday at breakfast
What do you think about the magical yellow unicorn who dances on the rainbow with a spoonful of blue cheese dressing?

asking the real questions.....why is there no cereal brand named Snow-flakes?

"it tastes like real snow!"