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((Ok I'll leave it at this, the language of gods

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Personally, I find ducks to be shifty and the notion of dogs with pockets highly irregular.

The slight tilt of cheese makes ducks go whoop whoop

The time is lilac late Tuesday and the fish in my shoe says it's going to rain cornflakes.

Is there REALLY such a thing as snowflakes? My plate of peas says no.

Let's undress and ride into the sunset on narhwals.

What if my hands were made of Hot Pockets? I'd be the first one eaten in a survival situation.

For once there was a narwhal with thrice as many teeth,
He was called an all-whal and struggled a lot to eat.
Until one day on his trip far away
He decided to play some hockey.
He tussled and bustled and fought and shot,
But never could see where the puck took off.
So it’s no surprise to me or Dot
That he lost many teeth on the lot.
Only one snaggly tooth remained,
And the all-whal was a narwhal forever again.

Disney is corrupting the youth!!!
The ONLY way for a mermaid to exist is if a human had a baby with a fish.
This is against the teaching of the Holy Bibble!!!

Has anyone noticed the unusual decline in sales of space-hummus?