Well, it would be eggcellent if I had eggstraordinary drawing skills like these artists are shelling out. That’s hard to beat, and then I wouldn’t have to crack these yolks. But I just write a story about a cooped up, hard-boiled kid, a sunny side up man who's a bit of a chicken, and how their meeting scrambles each other’s lives.
(Phew, that was painful... Time to run to the eggsit.)