How about a story where a hard-boiled trouble-maker meets scaredy chicken and together they travel to learn how to properly boil their egg powers. One meets a smiling yolk, and becomes best friends immediately. He then gets together with an eggs-citing beauty, but almost gets killed by a dude with fried muscles.
I don't know what I'm doing at all, as I scramble for Easter jokes... I'm already egg-shausted from writing all this. I'll just eat my chocolate bunny in sadness as I leave my story link here:
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I'm from Slovakia so I'm scared of Easter. The boys will come and splash water in my face soon enough. I hope they will keep their korbĂĄÄ at home, cuz that stuff hurts, and instead bring me a nice and expensive perfume so I stay healthy for the rest of the year. Ahh, if only my story got featured, perhaps I could convince the boys to leave me be as I gift them my decorated eggs...
*if you are wondering what that last bit was about, I tried to describe our slovak Easter traditions to fit the context. It's very different from the rest of the world, that I tell you... Here's some info in case you are curious and want to learn more about traditions around the world: