I HAVE FOUND IT!
AN INCORRECT QUOTES GENERATOR!
This is me playing around with it.

Any idea what they'd be fighting in this one?


Only three more, I'm having way too much fun with this.



EDIT: Not drawing this one tonight, but this is extremely in character.
SC: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Blue: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Red: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Yellow: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Green: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Purple:
Purple: I have emotional scars.