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Oct 2016

So we have a ton of threads about great character design ideas, what to avoid and what people don't like. Let's make a bad advice forum game for the worst best character design. You can also comment with story advice too or your own pictures to illustrate.

I'll start first:
-Catch phrases make a character likeable. Try "uh oh spaghettios" or "guys, amirite?" for starters. Make sure someone has a drum kit nearby to strike for extra laughs.
-No character should have a personality, either pick one emotion, one archetype or label to define them.
-Fart jokes
-When designing foreign characters make sure their name in another language is equivalent to bob or steve, is a curse word or a type of vegetable. Make sure they always look like Tommy Wiseau.
-Make sure their hair and eyes are rainbow colored. Bright neon primary colors is best.

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  • Stick to and embrace racist stereotypes
  • ^ do the same for sexist stereotypes
  • View your character as an object instead of a person or character.
  • Make them as 1 dimensional as possible.

Edit for writing advice.

Make sure you have a 'pandering to ______' checklist and fill it. Common example that I see very much in anime, trying to have every 'type' of girl character 'shy girl, smart girl, angry girl, childhood friend girl, bubbly girl, lolita girl, glasses girl, big boobs girl, flat girl, athletic girl-- exc..'

  • change their hairstyle/clothing/easily identifiable features every time you draw them
  • if you think the muscles on your buff dude are a believable size, make them at least 8 and a half times bigger
  • give them OUTRAGEOUSLY COMPLICATED outfits with absolutely no identifiable motive or theme (the more random straps, pockets, and weapons… the better)

both in personality AND physicality (especially the ladies)

1: A character that is several fantasy species mixed together is automatically more special.
2: Remember, if your protagonist has parents, THEY MUST DIE.
3: Don't make your characters' faces and body types too different from each other!
4: When in doubt, name your character something emo-dark like Raven Roseblood.

  1. Girls characters always need big bewbs
  2. You can have a deep relationship develop between two guys BUT THEY MUST NEVER share their feelings with each other
  3. MC has to be loud and boisterous
  4. If character is not interesting enough just give them a characteristic that would make them different but not hinder them during the story or make them less attractive, like vitiligo or heterochromia

Make the character be constantly hungry. Like literally make them complaining about being hungry even if they ate a meal consisting of 45 plates of food and drank two galons of beverages, they wil still complain about being hungry 30 minutes later.

Making your characters misanthropic is the quickest way to making them seem cool and misunderstood! ;>

Designing an older adult character? Draw them like your young characters, just add a single line under each eye. Lines around the mouth too if they're, like, super old.

More like a story tip BUT

Please make sure to have all romantic plots/subplots be incredibly obvious to your readers as soon as possible, preferable the nanosecond two characters meet. But ensure that the characters involved emphatically express how not-in-love they are with each other despite all evidence to the contrary. Bonus points for lines like "S-She's NOT my girlfriend!"

-All girls must be pink
AND the opposite
-Girls should never be feminine because femininity is EVIL
-Blonde = stupid
-Naturally rainbow hair makes a character better
-Give them a dark depressing pasts (family members dying/abuse/trauma) but give them a happy pippy personality....but they shop at Hot Topic and listen to Green Day so they are still "sad and edgy".
-Make them your persona, if you love anime, they should love anime. If you have a crush on a fictional character, they too must have that crush. If you hate something, they too must hate it. But give them purple hair because you want purple hair but your mom says no.
-Ship them with a creepy pasta character

Make sure to obviously indicate the main character is special! They must either be tremendously popular, or an extreme, edgy loner(no in between!).

Also, if there is fighting involved, give every character incredibly impractical outfits, such as rainbow, neon capes, ten different swords strapped on their back, and bikini armor.

That design you've had for your main character since middle school? No need to update it, it's already perfect.

Everyone is a high school student, no need to include any adults or teachers!

  • To save time, use the same face and eye shape for all your characters! People can tell the difference just by the hair and clothes!
  • Make sure your big boobed ladies don't wear any support at all, especially if they'll be jumping around and fighting. A small triangle bikini top is enough. Maximize that bounce, baby!

Here's one!

Make the design for your character so RIDICULOUSLY complicated that you can not redraw your character without:
1: Forgetting an "important" element of their clothing or costume
2: Changing their age
3: Chaining their hair length (or type!)
4: Spending more than 12hrs on the line art for ONE PANEL just to have it be so crowded you have to rearrange the whole page!

If you have multiple protagonists, make sure they all have equally super traumatic pasts (Giving one or two a bad past but making the other's contrast? Ridiculous!). Bonus points if those backstories aren't connected in the slightest!

Give all your female characters huge amounts of cleavage and way oversexualize them while making sure your males are always covered and realistically dressed!

Make sure to NEVER use diversity! Other races are too hard to draw!

Alternatively, make your POC so white looking that no one even knows that they aren't! That way you can say it's diverse without actually making it so!

if this ain't the realest thing for young writers though lmao

If it's an evil villain, go crazy with the double chins and ugliness. Think Ursula from The Little Mermaid as your example. Being unattractive on the outside ALWAYS assumes the same on the inside.

don't forget to make them always wear SS uniforms! That way you know they are evil.