Soft Shorts made me giggle. But I am considered as immature and annoying, thus I wouldn't take my giggles as a good lead.
Shears and Wooling around it is for me. Though Alpha Alapaca Apalogues is really great, just very long and by the time you get to the Apalogues, you are too tired to get the "epilogue" thing, ya know. My brain kinda freezes whenever I see that title. And since you always have to cater to the lowest common denominator, I would go for the shorter ones.