"WELCOME TO THE ULTIMATE BATTLE!"
"My name is Large Head Landon, and I'll be your host for this spectacle!
The rules are simple: Draw an opponent who can utterly demolish the fighter above you! Nearly anything is allowed, be creative!
(Sadly, due to the destruction of the galaxy last time, no supreme invincible beings will be allowed to participate.)
Our first combatant takes the stage!
Prepare for battle, and most of all, have fun!"