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Sep 2022

Convoluted title doesn't get explained until the sequel in this story where only sexy characters have powers and coolness equals strength. Follow two boys on an adventure in which they meet 16 more characters and no less than eight final bosses. It's like Final Fantasy and Pirates of the Caribbean had a child called Metal Gear! It doesn't stop there! Soundtracks and artwork abundant!

Chippo hurts his own kind even though he is the last chicken in the world. Panic and frying pans have free shipment if you order now! I don't remember the rest...it's all FOGGY

"A giant one-eyed cop goes around beating up people and putting them in the freezer. His ego is bigger than he is and he can stare down even the sun. Accompanied by his biggest stalker, he goes to shady parts of the places and things everywhere. So much one-sided fights and coffee everywhere. Everyone like coffee or oh noes."

Not gonna lie, reading these has made me want to check out more stories than any promotion thread ever has.

Hmm.

Dudes get PTSD together and go on a pew pew spree after spooks, and everyone is the bad guy.

A city full of monsters, has a bunch of superheroes paid to be glorified exterminators. An evil gang that employs a company full of nerds causes an idiot boy, angry girl, nervous anxious girl and plank of wood boy stumble into each other. Once they do they try and stop the bad guys.

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