Use Google translate to promote your book and comic

oliveoly 2021-02-04 11:25:21 UTC #140

I have just started my new novel so here it comes !
google translated:

Caris (997) was ruled by magic that allowed witches to control all magical creatures, but summoned a large race among nations such as Meyer or Aurelia.
Remo and Alice Lowachi are not very political. You just have to follow in your parents' footsteps and start hunting witches at your quiet inn, but there are things you can't do.
Especially when the prophecies that occurred thousands of years ago have come true.
The trio, the greatest wizard in the world, is breaking out of prison and slowly but surely rising to the level ...

the novel:

julipow 2021-02-04 12:06:37 UTC #141

My gosh! This thread is amazing. Some of these are really cursed and weird though. Either way, here is mine, wish me luck

Google Translate Synopsis

It is not easy, so it is especially weird when you think death is too much ...
The fate of the high heavens burden, dragging the angel in the dark rabbit hole when the world falls into chaos around him.

Seraphina is to follow the way of the world, Heaven and Hell, filled with old gods, angels, demons and the quirky and Arch .....?! , Of a truth previously unknown degree-that Zoroaster was to expect. It seems that could be hidden in the depths of more than one single from this world to the mysteries of the mystery was to be revealed to all the waiting around the corner.

Ah. Y e s. Because death is never too much

Original Synopsis

Life isn’t as easy as it seems, especially not when Death seems to have a weird obsession with you...
The fate of the Princess of Heaven burdens her, dragging the angel down a rabbit hole of darkness while the world around her falls into chaos.

Follow Seraphina’s journey into the world of Heaven and Hell, filled with gods, elders, angels, demons, devils and .....quirky Archangels?! Truly, there is more to Zoroastria than you would first expect. More than one mystery seems to be hidden amongst the depths of this world with secrets waiting to be revealed around every corner.

Needless to say... That gave me some good laughs. Never translate a text into latin and back everyone

ReneVergence 2021-03-04 23:05:29 UTC #142

Translated:
Gomor and Kingston have been united by war for over 200 years. The fate of these people belongs to the half-king of Gomor, an elite swordsman and avid magician, Kofril Bethrac. This dangerous mission becomes even more difficult when he wakes up in the middle of nowhere and the whole country realizes he is dead.

Original:
For over two hundred years, Jümor and Melkambria have been bound together in a state of war. The fate of these nations lies with the half-Melkambrian General of Jümor, Kovreil Veisslok — an elite swordsman and sorcerer with a fiery temper. This grave task is made even more difficult when he awakens in the middle of nowhere and realizes his entire country believes he’s dead.

I went through Arabic, Russian, Japanese, Welsh, and German and I honestly thought it would be much worse. I mean the names were lost from the first translation but it's still somehow understandable.

Koneko-chan-hai 2021-03-04 23:11:12 UTC #143

Welp, let's begin the chaos. Although it wasn't too far off from the original, I'm genuinely impressed

Translation (from Japanese):
After losing his brother, Sakurako survives a nuclear winter while being cornered by the infamous radio corps. But why do they hunt her down because of her eye color? Or is her heterochromia hiding her hidden power?

Original:
After losing her siblings, Sakurako attempts survive in the nuclear winter while being hunted down by the infamous Radiocorps. But why would they hunt her down just because of the color of her eyes? Or does her heterochromia hide a hidden power?

ReneVergence 2021-03-04 23:12:09 UTC #144

Gomar Kinston and I fought 200 years ago. King Adam of Gomorrah and the most beautiful of his group, many with swords, witches, false cofrail bethrak. In the middle runs a dangerously dangerous campaign, where everyone dies.

Oh this is soooo much worse and I adore it.

crowstories 2021-03-04 23:15:06 UTC #145

I tried a few languages and none of them turned out all that bad... I'm a little disappointed. Here's the Turkish-and-back version:

Ella, Madison and Hannah are the ruthless daughters of Stormharbor High, but their plans to spend their final years ruling at the school are interrupted by the arrival of a mysterious new student. Soon Ella's eyes open to a world full of monsters, and not all of them are supernatural.

dreamysheep.01 2021-03-04 23:33:15 UTC #146

In a desperate attempt to save her family’s lives at the expense of her own soul, 8 year old Dana made a deal with her demon best friend Daryl . Now 10 years later they’re reunited as he attempts to save Dana from her fate only for them both to end up caught in a millennia long fight between Heaven and Hell.

I ran it through every language in order and ended up with this underwhelming sentence: Your staff, our department

Even after a few languages it had transformed into this: To fight the enemy it is necessary to reunite all the children.

ji.mood 2021-03-08 18:59:54 UTC #147

I really love this promotion idea. Here's my one

According to google translate:

Mina, elected president of Bridgerfort Cosmetics. Jay, Doctor of Work Addictions. They both faced horrible deaths. Waking up to change gender?

Now Mina has to figure out how to put the killer in jail, and Jay has to find out how he died. If possible, you should also find a way to return to your original body. Now it will be a difficult journey.

Original:
Mina, the next chairwoman of Bridgerfort Cosmetics. Jay, a workaholic doctor. Both of them had died a terrible death. They wake up to be switched genders?

Now Mina must find out how to put their murderer behind bars and Jay must find out how he died. They must also find a way of getting back to their original bodies, if that's even possible. Now this will be a tricky journey.

Honestly it didn't do too bad since I didn't use such extravagant words but the grammar is a bit off lol.

FafasMcMelt 2021-03-08 19:12:48 UTC #148

only God can save us from this man-made horror:
"As the villagers dried up, the symptoms got worse. The situation in Lucas was very serious when he saw an unknown person in the sense of the above incidents."

Undertaildoof34 2021-03-10 18:43:18 UTC #149

congratulations if you have read this deep into the post without dying from laughter. Then I admire your god-like power.

DreamyPastel 2021-03-10 19:06:49 UTC #150

I absolutely can say I'm not disappointed with how this turned out hgfgahjw I love this thread

Google Translate:
The film features two brothers, Jo ai He is. Summer begins with an unusual guest and through the garden. With the help of old and new friends, your job is to solve different situations of the city, to get to know the jungle.

Original: This comic revolves around two siblings, Joyce and Seth, as they start their summer off with a strange visitor appearing in their own backyard. With the help of friends, new and old, it's up to them to solve the strange happenings going on in town and also figure out what exactly lies within the forest.

SourLemons90 2021-03-10 20:35:43 UTC #151

Orig
Taking care of yourself super hard already. Taking care of someone else is even harder. How will we ever pass this terrible world we are living in? Who is going to take our hands and bring us to a wonderful place? Nobody can save us now, because when we had the chance we pushed it away. I don't need any help and no one else needs any help. Helping is for the weak. Caring is for the weak. But somehow, helping and caring actually works.

Translation:
Taking good care of yourself. It is even harder to take care of other people. How do we get through this horrible world we live in? Who will take our hands and take us to an amazing place? Nothing can save us now, because when we have the right time we have expelled him. I don’t need any help and no one else needs any help. Help for the weak. Caring for the weak. However, help and care came.
WHAT???????????

Ninjaniksel 2021-03-10 21:06:50 UTC #152

When police officer Shane Hall falls for another fact one day, everything changes automatically. The girl sees him just wanting to take him home and get rid of this unwanted visitor, but it seems a lot harder than expected.

Original:

When police officer Shane Hall literally tumbles into a different reality one day, everything changes for him. The young woman he holds responsible for this doesn't want anything more than to bring him home and get rid of this unwanted visitor, but that turns out to be a lot harder than expected.

Anthony J. Crowley, a young administrator and the son of a well-known professor, meets with church leader Aziraphale Fell every year for two weeks in France during their summer vacation. For seven years, they started a friendship, until something happened and Anthony returned. Twelve years ago they saw each other again, but no one told him how painful it was.

Original:

Anthony J. Crowley, a trust fund kid and the son of a well-known politician, meets the very religious Aziraphale Fell every year for two weeks in France on their summer holiday. During these seven years they develop a friendship, until something happens and Anthony doesn't come back. It takes them twelve years to reunite, but no one told them how badly it can hurt.

I guess Aziraphale is a church leader now lol.

sorin_gran 2021-03-10 21:49:23 UTC #153

Google Translated:

The Heir of Dreams is a title bestowed on the miraculous Thomas Talon that gives the user extraordinary power. However, it has a very high cost and requires unrealistic expectations for this little baby. His power can be destroyed if he fails to fulfill his demands. Fortunately, the country has been well reported looga options and intends to adapt every step of the way.

It is not that the matter is important as his planet is being forgotten. Forced to take refuge on the planet Mera. He has no other choice but to learn how to control his power and set unreasonable demands alone. When it is looga required conditions, must accept that the enemy made during necessary.

Original:

The Inheritor of Dreams is an honorary title given to the prodigy Thomas Talon that bestows incredible power to its user. However, it comes at a severe cost that demands unrealistic expectations for such a young child. His powers may destroy him if he fails to appease its demands. Fortunately, his country is well informed about these demands and intends to accommodate him at every step of the way.

Not that it matters anymore as his planet falls into oblivion. Forced to take refuge in the neighbouring planet of Mera. He has no choice but to learn how to control his powers and appease its impossible demands by himself. Once he learns what these demands are, he must accept that making enemies along the way will be inevitable.

Tinkerton 2021-03-11 15:43:13 UTC #154

Okay this is a cool idea! 🖤

Original:
Beck is an anxious outcast suffering through the last semester of highschool. Desperate to escape from her small town hell, but unsure how due to family financial struggles. She is frequently bullied, and only talks to her close friends. Beck's goal is to survive until the end of the year, not sure what her plans are after that. Things change quickly when a new student arrives.

Translation:
Beck is an anxious exile who suffers throughout the last semester of high school. Desperate to escape the hell of her little town, but don't know how because of the family's financial struggle. She is often bullied and only talks to close friends. Beck's goal is to survive until the end of the year, and her plans after that are unknown. Things change rapidly as new students arrive.

hjpetersonauthor 2021-03-11 20:10:58 UTC #155

Translated:
Several months have passed since the Dutch fled Dr. Franz Theod's laboratory, desperate to kill the man who was conducting medical experiments on him as a prisoner of war. His opportunity comes in the form of Project: Achilles, a program that aims to train superhumans into an elite military unit. He was not impressed with his pool of applicants, but as the situation beyond the Atlantic worsened it became clear that they were his best shot against the growing German superhero army.

Original:
It's been a few months since Dutch escaped the lab of Dr. Franz Teudt, and he's desperate to kill the man who performed medical experiments on him as a POW. His chance comes in the form of Project: Achilles, a program intended to train super humans to be an elite unit in the army. He's not exactly impressed with his crop of candidates, but as things worsen across the Atlantic, it becomes clear that they're the best chance they've got against Germany's growing army of super soldiers.

Iridium 2021-03-14 22:08:36 UTC #156

Sounds fun! Let's give it a try!

TRANSLATED (from my Portuguese Synopsis)

From the Persian / Persian film “create, create, or build,” Menmar is the story of Nadine, an empire on the brink of revolution saved by Raheem, a man who doesn’t seem to belong only to myths and human beings. myths. ... Together, they decide to help each other by embarking on a mystical journey of human revolution to find the seven magic swords that will save the Djinis from extinction.

ORIGINAL (my own translation)

From Farsi/ Persian, meaning "to build, to make or to create", Menmar tells the story of Nadhine, a maiden living in an empire in the brink of a political revolution, whose life is saved by Raheem, a being whose existence seemed to belong only to human myths and children's tales. Together they join forces and decide to help each other in dealing with a human Revolution and a mystical journey to uncover seven magical daggers which might be able to save the entire race of Djinns from extinction.

karamesser 2021-03-14 22:27:06 UTC #157

Translated to Yiddish, Spanish, German, Chinese, then English:

In the secular world, like our own superpowers, they suddenly become random members of the population. At the center of the event, four people have developed their own strengths. A mysterious character (seems to be the trigger of the event) appeared in the world, met four people, all five were taken into a fantasy world, and when they returned, they summoned two new members. At home. At home, their youngest compatriot joined their team and convinced them to become superheroes. Now, they often enter different universes randomly, trying to correct their mistakes. You seem to be able to repair them. But one of them is actually a murderer...

They are: Arianna! bad. ! Let it down! flamethrower! mineral! Leafy! Pinball! Reorganization! Your next adventure may be anywhere.

Original text:

On a mundane world, much like our own, super powers suddenly developed in random members of the populace. At the epicenter of this event were four individuals, who all developed powers of their own. A mysterious individual, who seems to have been the catalyst for this event, appeared in the world and encountered these four people, all five being whisked away to a fantasy world, where they picked up two new members of their party by the time they returned home. At home, their final compatriot joined them, convincing them to be superheroes. Now they travel to various universes, often at random, and endeavor to right any wrong it looks like they have the ability to fix. But one of their number is actually a murderer...

They are: Arianna! B.A.D.! Dispawn! Flame Thrower! Mineral! Multiblades! Pinball! Rearranger! Their next adventure could be anywhere.

Poyolwl 2021-03-14 22:51:41 UTC #158

I have a comedy where random characters compete for certain types of prizes, the trick is to get the votes to throw 2-3 characters out of the box and get most of the votes displayed. It's very unique compared to most Topps comics, so ... yes! learn!

https://tapas.io/series/Random-Competitions-

DaisyYoung 2021-03-14 22:55:13 UTC #159

I got this one and i think tis so funny guirndfjkm: Stella and Boris are strange survivors, superheroes and astronomers. Boris loves that. Stella, that's not true.