Use Google translate to promote your book and comic

Undertaildoof34 2020-11-30 01:53:27 UTC #1

We all know google translate isn't the best so what if we had some fun. We all can promote our books but only if we post the synopsis or description of our story after going through three layers of google translate minimum. In otherwise google translate your book description from English to another language and back to English.

Challenge if you dare! If you accept the challenge then try and read the funny synopsis if it makes you laugh give it a read!

google translate synopsis
Lexi, a young woman under the age of 13, is full of fire, naughty and hidden magic. She thinks she is an amazing human girl but she can't get away from reality. It starts with Doll Chrome. When he is in the jungle, his whole world goes to waste. Join Naya for an epic scale adventure by talking to the insurgents

original:

Synopsis:
Lexy, a young girl of no more than 13 years old full of fire, sass and hidden magic. She thinks she is a normal human girl, but she couldn’t be further from the truth. Her summer starts out lame and boring. Her whole world is turned upside down when she goes into the woods. Join her, and together fall down her rabbit hole of weirdness as everything she thinks she knows is challenged. Join her on an adventure of epic proportions through her interactions with the rebels and their fight against the dreaded blood King!.

paracosmosfiction 2020-11-30 02:03:18 UTC #2

This is a really neat idea! I decided to take mine a step further and run it through google translate twice. Once through Italian, and once through Japanese, the two languages that are most prominently featured in my story aside from English. This is what I ended up with.

According to google translate:

Betrayed by his orders, he was captured in the midst of a massive Cold War fought by demons, angels, and corrupt people. A lone hunter finds himself a target of the power of heaven and hell. Cursed since childhood, he is constantly threatened by supernatural beings who seek to harness the unique powers of his pedigree. John's life, now hiding as a regular college student in Japan, undergoes a dramatic change when an accidental encounter with a bright red-haired woman forces him to switch sides of the anime game.

The last line had me laughing so hard. Now here is the original.

Original:

Betrayed by his Order and caught in the midst of a massive cold war fought by Devils, Angels, and the Fallen Ones. A lone Hunter finds himself a target for the forces of both Heaven and Hell. Cursed since childhood, he is constantly under threat from supernatural beings seeking to exploit the unique power of his bloodline. Now in hiding as a normal college student in Japan, Jon's life takes a drastic turn when a chance encounter with a crimson-haired woman forces him to switch sides in the game of souls.

carafox2121 2020-11-30 02:06:13 UTC #3

This sounds fun! I'll give it a whirl!. Here's one:

translation:
"You know, Des, I really want me to live an adventurous life... A superhero!

The eccentric Csu student, Benson, Pennsylvania, lives a fairly average life. She has a fabulous roommate and best friend, a brother, and she will do anything, an annoying neighbor, always manage to get under her skin, and the best job ever! Working at Pow, a local comic book store in Cardinal City, Payne gets all the superhero doses every day. and her not-so-secret obsessive eyes. But one night, when she closed the store, she found a hidden doorway and it went dark...

What's behind the mystery door? What would Payne do?

original:
"You know, Des, I really wish I led an adventurous life-like... a superhero!"

Quirky CSU student, Penn Benson lives a fairly average life. She has a fabulous roommate and best friend, a younger brother she'd do anything for, an annoying neighbor that always manages to get under her skin, and the best job ever! Working at POW!, Cardinal City's local comic shop, Penn can get her daily dose of all things superhero. As well as an eyeful of her not-so-secret crush. But one night, as she closes up shop, she discovers a hidden doorway that descends into darkness...

What lies behind the mystery door? And what will Penn do about it?

(Omg! My poor character's name! )

...

translation:
It all starts with a vision. A angry stranger was tortured by the sight of a hard gray eye. Samara didn't know who these people were, but after repeated assumptions that her head would beat, she decided that she had to help the stranger.

Not knowing where to start, Samara explores Gurio with no other ideas. She didn't know that finding the stranger would take her on a wild adventure to a new land and help her understand her mysterious power since birth.

As she learned everything about herself, she began to wonder why she had these extraordinary abilities if they were actually gifts she had always thought of them.

original:
It all started with a vision. A vision of a fuming stranger being tortured by a man with hard gray eyes. Samara doesn't know who either of these men are, but after repeated visions that make her head throb, she decides she must help that stranger.

Not sure where to start, Samara explores Curio with thoughts of nothing else. Little did she know that the search for this stranger would take her on a wild adventure to a new land, and help her understand her mysterious powers that she's had since birth.

As she learns more about herself, she begins to wonder just why she has these extraordinary abilities, and if they are actually the gift she always thought they were.

DiegoPalacios 2020-11-30 02:14:23 UTC #4

Google translate through 5 different languages and then back to english:

A strong, courageous and very strong Rock! His defense is unwavering! And she ... a stone ... yes, this is a real boundary!
Join him in the battle against evil forces and watch this amazing feat of inanimate objects!

Tanako 2020-11-30 02:17:23 UTC #5

is this suppose to be English to English because I didn't see a difference with my own.

Luminescent 2020-11-30 02:21:50 UTC #6

Translated to Latin & back:
In this sad story, a year after creating a zombie disasters destroyed, two were especially looking for the cause of gay friends to survive.

Luminescent 2020-11-30 02:23:31 UTC #7

You translate it from English to another language, then translate the new translation back to English!

paracosmosfiction 2020-11-30 02:25:00 UTC #8

That is a VERY different story being advertised there.

ivanskilling 2020-11-30 02:42:43 UTC #9

Oh this is so fun! I translated to Chinese and then back to English.

Translated:
In order to escape the scandal, a little singer fled to her hometown, but under the watchful eye of the Internet, nowhere is safe. Her return stirred up a whirlpool and eventually led to a series of terrible deaths. The list of suspects is endless-from cyber stalkers to ancient flames. With the help of a double-edged sword, an avid policeman and a courteous school counselor must piece together clues to the murder.

Translated (99% accurate, surprisingly):

The Queen Mother’s life belongs to her people, not herself. When fighters from hostile neighboring countries kidnap the queen, they will send a man from the past to rescue her. Fighting the enemy from inside and outside the palace, the journey back to the Forbidden City is full of danger and rediscovery.

Translated: (Pretty hilarious)
Dystopia. Science fiction. action.
There are three common themes in a series of short stories.
This is the dark byte-human beings are transformed by cold and clinical symptoms.

DasIstWunderblyat 2020-11-30 03:19:34 UTC #10

Luckily I have the blurb in my language, I translated it to English first. Then I translate it to three languages the three other characters in the series are able speak (Russian, Mandarin Chinese, Spanish). After four translations, here is the final result:

They told him that the dead always had a way of torturing people. But what if he died too? A few months after killing her mother in a mysterious earthquake, Cora Khalin felt another reason for her existence.

(He became a girl and kill "her" mother, WTF)

Compare to the original one:

NickRowler 2020-11-30 03:37:50 UTC #11

I tested out several and apparently Latin had the funniest one.

Original:

Crow Worth lives within the magical Town of Omnia. He is a happy go lucky guy who is a dud (no magical powers)...or is he?

But then again, he is not the only one who is not being 100% honest.

Translated:

It is right that within all things, before the magic of the town. He is a happy go lucky guy who is a dud (no magical powers), or is ...?

But then again, not being 100%, which is not only honest.

thedude3445 2020-11-30 03:43:13 UTC #12

I translated this through Japanese several times, as well as Persian, Mongolian, Italian, and Mandarin.

Beatrice, an ambitious holy girl, is eager to save the world. Rookie Amy is afraid of having a woman in the distance. What happened in the library illuminates their inner love. But when they explore each other in Baraland in the winter, they have to deal with the uncertain future of their relationship. Only by working together can we overcome these future obstacles.

"Hands in the Snow" is a fictional LGBT + novel that tells the story of a bookworm and adult children.

a.g.meade 2020-11-30 03:51:14 UTC #13

The last line of the translation was pretty glorious and had me laughing out loud

paracosmosfiction 2020-11-30 03:53:22 UTC #14

Isn't it?! I thought mine came out pretty okay up until I got to the very end.

a.g.meade 2020-11-30 04:01:03 UTC #15

Mine turned out pretty well in Japanese, Russian, and even Scots Gaelic - but it had absolutely no chance in Latin.

Latin translation: Grayson, and Asher two (usually willing to) in the participants' faces that they have received, which show a survival game to go real hazard. Wait for the Lord is the strength or the Romans?

I reiterate: Absolutely No Chance. What could this even mean?

Dysis 2020-11-30 04:08:13 UTC #16

What the heck is this 🤣 🤣

Translated:

He will die three times to survive, and to avoid final death, he must save a powerful magician from his own death.

Original:

She will die thrice to live, and to avoid the last death, she must save a powerful mage from his own demise.

Cracked me up first thing in the morning. Awesome job man

Undertaildoof34 2020-11-30 04:25:01 UTC #17

I don't know I really don't know what we all made here but the real challenge is not laughing. Lol, I'm dying. I am dying from laughter. I just thought this would be fun now its pure chaos but you know what i love it.

Undertaildoof34 2020-11-30 04:27:35 UTC #18

Challenge if you dare! If another persons translate makes you laugh you have to read one chapter of there work!

rajillustration 2020-11-30 04:30:18 UTC #19

So I have two paragraphs in my blurb, but I don't think anyone clicks the blurb to read the second paragraph, so I decided to just do the 2nd one alone and it came out quite good.

Translated:

So today is the day to release the Feliz boiler, which is very dangerous.

Original:

So, it's A Ferris Bueller's day off, but significantly more dangerous.

Undertaildoof34 2020-11-30 04:32:25 UTC #20

This one translated line makes me laugh oh my gosh what have we done! i feel the internet just grew a bit funnier. Soon the comedy police will be on my door!