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Rhew Wojiech Schmidt. College student, and kosher meat enthusiast. Truly the best DoppelRip.

Indeed he is because he's the most relatable of them all. I'd watch a hip indie film about him.

I loved how cheesily poetic that description was XD

Lol somehow I like parts of the google translate more than the original :joy:.

Google Translate:

Roenan Farrah wakes up to a horrifying scene at his home. He succumbed to injury and soon woke up in an enemy military / university camp during the war. When he struggles to understand why he is there and why no one seems to hurt him, he becomes friends with enemy soldiers (Drakke Kerrshen) and fellow prisoners of war (Saive Oeleen). I will. As his prisoner period continues to grow, one of his relationships begins to grow into something more romantic, and he also begins to discover that he is not the one he has always thought of.

Original:

Roenan Farrah awakens to a scene of horror in his own home. It's not long before he succumbs to his injuries and is woken up within an enemy country’s military/university encampment during a time of war. As he struggles to understand why he is there and why no one seems to harm him, he befriends an enemy soldier (Drakke Kerrshen) and a fellow prisoner of war (Saive Oeleen). With the duration of his captivity continuing to lengthen, one of his relationships begins to grow into something more romantic and he also begins to discover that he isn’t who he thought he was all along.

I love this idea! I did Portuguese, German, then Japanese. The last sentence is SENDING me

Translation:
"The Secret of Crocus Heights" encourages and invites the terrible exposure of the high-ranking eyes of the Crocus Heights Bowl. Follow the path of the name not to deal with the situation.

Please hold on to the boarding vehicle as you board the boarding vehicle!

Original:
"The Secret of Crocus Heights" will guide you through the daily lives of some upstanding members of the community of Crocus Heights, and drag you through the horrifying mess that unfolds. Follow the paths of several characters dealing with quickly worsening circumstances brought on when Alayna finds an ominous curio while playing in the woods.

Hang on tight because you are in for an eerie yet quirky ride!

https://tapas.io/series/crocusheights1

English > Japanese > Urdu > Mongolian > Haitian Creole > English again

Translation:

Sweet animal boys are in search of love and solve their emotional problems. There is also a great jellyfish doctor attached to soap opera.

Original:

Cute animal guys looking for love and dealing with their emotional issues. Also there’s a giant building sized jellyfish therapist who’s addicted to soap operas.

I think calling Dr. Jelly a great doctor might be a bit of a stretch

Perhaps the adjustive is for him being a great jellyfish rather than a great doctor who's a jellyfish? If so, he's doing a great job being a jellyfish xD

Okay!

First of all, thank you for the laughs. Some of those were marvelous.

Original [English]:
Ophelia is a for-hire decomposer to the most wealthy and influential families. Under the guise of their gardener, she hides the most scandalous of secrets.

But how long before the keeper of skeletons is buried with them?

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The Clusterf--k [Over Seven Languages Later]:
Ofilia (Ofilia) is falling for a rich and influential family. He pretended to be his garden, hiding the best of secrets.

But how long will the Guardian Skeleton be buried?

0.o? Honestly, I have no words. Only laughs.

Why stop at falling for a lover when you can fall for a family! Skeletons in the closet so last month. Now skeletons in the garden now that's fresh. Lol :joy:

My synopsis is quite short, but curious how it will turn out :grin:

Original:
Day to day shenanigans and misadventures in my life filtered through my memories. Mostly the truth. Updates twice a week!

Translated to Hindi to Lao to Italian to Russian and back to English.

Final translation:
Throughout my life, women and daily pursuers have filtered my memories. Mostly true. Updated twice a week!

I went with English>Polish>German>Hungarian>Japanese with TMoN, just to see, where it would get me.

You can see the whole summary here and after my manipulations it became:

"A relentless murderer plagues a giant witch, thrown into the woods and imprisoned, where she meets other people who are as worried as her."

Now for Aoihito.

Original English summary:

"In a world, where people and aoihito - humanlike species from other dimension, with blue hair and supernatural powers, live together, Himuri - regular aoihito meets Sakari - a green haired boy who is a dangerous mixed offspring of aoihito and a human. As if this meeting wasn't lifechanging enough, soon blue-haired woman named Kiyomi joins them in their adventures."

English>Polish>French>Japanese>Hungarian>English:

"In a world where humans and Aoi people live together, Himuri (common Aoi man), another dimension of the human race, is a dangerous and mixed descendant, green-haired boy with blue hair and supernatural power. Meet Sakari'aoihito and people. Soon a woman with blue hair named Kiyomi joined their adventure, as if the conference hadn’t changed her life enough."

Aoi man. :thinking: