-being able to reference every beatles song/cartoon
-knowing useless history facts
-i can twist my arm 360 degrees
-i never have to stop on road trips, no matter how long
- i can identify smells in a weirdly specific way
-i can speak cat
-i know swear words in latin
-i can eat a whole buffet and not gain a pound
-i can find secret truths about people that make them sad but I feel bad about it so I don't talk about it often
-i know how to commit a suspicious number of crimes and get away with it, but id feel bad do i dont
-i can pickpocket anything off anyone as long as they're not paying attention
I used to be really really good and fast at cutting out figure outlines, if I do a large group of the same image it ends up looking die cut. I could even do this in a car while driving (not me driving, me sitting in the passenger side to clarify) 3 hours to a convention and it would still look the same if I was cutting them at a still table at home... which often resulted in the car being fuckin mess despite how clean I tried to keep it with baskets and plastic bags)
It got to the point when I sold my character stickers at conventions artists would constantly come up to my table and ask me where I got them cut, with them looking surprised when I told them they are not die cut and I cut them all out myself, or really fucking pissed because they thought I was lying and for some reason didn't want to share my secrets information with them????
I can't really do that anymore because arthritis, but it was a thing.
I can go on a ten-minute, very passionate rant about anything
literally anything
whether it be where cheez-its get their deliciousness from or on the theory that Australia isn't real. I will vent about it for 10 minutes on command
also, i have incredible patience with all matters that don't include my family
I can recite the full script to a play called Falsettos without hesitation
I can write stories really well but only at 1AM and it dies immediately after 15 minutes
I can draw really well but it's only when I'm supposed to be paying attention
I can also read tarot card and palms
-I can remember all sorts remember and biological, psychological and care facts about most pets animals( my best is with cats)
-befriending stray cats/ cats that are not mine.
-I can justify why certain types of Pokemon are strong or weak against other types of Pokemon on the spot not matter how obscure or strange it is. (fairy strong against dragon due to dragons always lose in fairy tails, physic strong against fighting as strong mind is mightier than raw strength ,ext).
-falling a sleep in the most uncomfortable places.
-maintaining good poker face with strangers(not against close friends and family)
-Know the lyrics to multiple jingles and slogan
-Know the lyrics to an extensive list cartoon theme songs (from cyber chase to fairy odd parents and many more)
-While I'm average at predicting the trajectory of passerby's, I'm really good at subtlety avoiding people at the last minute.
-I can pop both of my hip joints
I'm sure there's more that I can't think of right now
i can drink a capri sun in 9 seconds flat, no hands
I can eat any food (without a wrapper or smth) without a table or hands.
I can sprint really fast but it's for like .02 seconds and then I start w he e zi ng
I have extensive knowledge of the most useless of subjects. Want to know about American lesbians who served in 1960s? I gotchu. Want to know about how the leader of Jordan treats terrorists? I gotchu. Want to know about America's dealing in international affairs? haha nope
when i worked at culvers i was the only one who figured out how to make sundaes without the hot fudge/caramel sloughing down to the sides and dragging the rest of the toppings with it
(you have to put the solid toppings on first and push them in a little, then add the hot topping, itll stick to the nuts/candy instead of falling to the sides, then add a couple more of the hard toppings on top so it looks pretty)
also because i work at a grocery store and have to get carts from the parking lot ive gotten pretty good at judging whether or not a moving car is gonna hit me if i keep walking. im no longer scared of traffic because of this hell job.
- I can retract the middle muscle of my tongue causing the two sides of the tip to form what looks like a sorta split snake tongue.
- I dunno if people around me are just shitty at this or if I'm exceptionally good at it but when it's time to google a thing I often end up having to do it because everyone around me keeps getting themselves stuck down rabbit holes of what I instantly spot as useless articles that won't answer the bloody question at hand. It gets even more frustrating when someone else in the group starts shouting and tries to talk over me to tell me all about an article that I already skimmed through and made a note both to myself and everyone else that it won't be of any use and isn't worth reading further into. And then they wont believe me when i say it's useless until they find out on their own, after READING THE ENTIRE ARTICLE ALOUD. Just cus they had to try so hard to one-up me. Guess it's not so much a skill as a curse. Which is why it's useless. If I sucked more at it I would be far less frustrated.
- I sometimes have dreams that tell the future but they are hard to distinguish from other mundane dreams so I mostly forget them until I find myself in that precise situation. I have been able to change turns of events using these dreams before, but they never make predictions of anything important so they are useless.
I have anxiety superpowers! Basically I'm just hyper aware of my surrounding and constanty aware of changes happening around me. I also memorize routes and exits without realizing, so I am pretty good at finding my way back.
I also have cat finding powers! Is there a cat nearby? If there is, I will see it! I can also hear cats from a fair distance away and my cats realized this back when I was still living with my family. They could summon me from the other side of the house (and our house was big) and would do so often. I could also tell them apart from their voice, including other neighbourhood cats.