I can go on a ten-minute, very passionate rant about anything
literally anything
whether it be where cheez-its get their deliciousness from or on the theory that Australia isn't real. I will vent about it for 10 minutes on command
also, i have incredible patience with all matters that don't include my family
I can recite the full script to a play called Falsettos without hesitation
I can write stories really well but only at 1AM and it dies immediately after 15 minutes
I can draw really well but it's only when I'm supposed to be paying attention
I can also read tarot card and palms