I got that one while reading "Gensoumaden Saiyuki"... ^^"
Aside from that, when people see my drawings or learn about me actually drawing a manga:
"No way! You drew all of this yourself?!"
no, I hired a crew of drunk hamsters drawing it FOR me!
Add-on:
"Did you make the STORY, too?!?!"
...Look behind you! A three-headed monkey! zooms out
Srsly, the ONLY person allowed these questions is my grandma, just because drawing comics is something completely new to her and she's amazed what I can actually do with a piece of paper - but I often get these questions from people my age @_@
Another all-time-fave came from a friend (who is now not talking to me anymore XD):
"Hey, I have these two girls for tutoring and they really like this manga stuff - can't you draw them as portraits?"
On a quick side note: That was shortly before my university finals so my time was very rare
Me: Um... well, now is not... um... how much would they like to pay?
She: Pay?! It's just two headshots!
Me: Yeah, which, if I do them properly with colour, take up at least 2-4 hours per page. Time which I need for my finals. But I do need money, so...
She: Uh... I'll talk to them...?
Strangely we never spoke about it ever again... XD;