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Hallie's ideal type is a man taller than her with good facial proportions and sweet muscles. Taller than her is tricky tho, being that she's six feet tall:

https://tapas.io/episode/3133706

Neither Mrs. Moon nor her friend Daphne have a type, they have always found men and romance to be a waste of time, so with the exception of their sons, they don't deal with them. Yes they have biological (sons), and the fact that they have them is tied to some serious questions concerning their character.

Melissa's ideal type is her husband, though he may not have been her conscious type before she started dating and married him. He's medium brown with a short neat beard and short hair. Fairly muscular, but not ripped, and slightly stocky. He's also slightly tall, even when not compared to Melissa, at 5'10 (just slightly above average.) Since he's also quite a few (9) years older than her, he's already started to get some gray in his hair and beard.

Ethan’s type is very easy to figure out. Just fill out this handy-dandy form!

Are you a woman? (Or woman-adjacent sentient being) YES__ NO__

Do you like him? (Optional) YES__ NO__

Do you exist? (Optional) YES__ NO__

If you filled out the first question with a yes, congratulations, you’re Ethan’s type. Get ready for a ton of clingyness.

that in an of itself makes it very hard for him to find a girlfriend

Correct. Doesn’t help that I, the author, intend on never giving him any canon girlfriends.

10 days later

Emelia's ideal type is a black man of a considerably dark complexion, with a full, but not super long, neat beard. She only dates (and is married) within her ethnicity, and she's rather judgmental of people who don't. She's not very happy about her daughter's celebrity crush who (spoiler) happens to be a character who is already introduced in the story.

Oh, can we talk fashion for a second? Does anybody have an ideal way of dressing and styling they find most attractive for significant others, cuz I entirely forgot to mention it.

Alicia is not fashionable herself, so she almost always couldn't care less. The exception being like...super tight pants/leather pants, and anytime guys wear shorts shorter than their knees.

Kattar is very fashionable, but he usually cares most about aesthetics matching the person and their features. That said, he only has one girl he's interested in, so his taste would be specifically catered to Alicia. For her, he'd be thinking outfits along the lines of girly but with charisma, and a bit of cool girl vibe. You could break that idea down to a dress and a leather jacket, or a sweater dress x a thick black belt and ankle boots. (he's going to get her wearing this in a later chapter.)

Ooooh, that sounds fun to think about =

Eva is probably into “hippie” clothing for lack of a better word
Slinky is not aware of clothes
David is probably really into the stereotypical and cheesy “bad boy” stereotype clothes. Think leather jackets, or big ass boots, sunglasses, etc. imagine what a silly tween movie from like, the 90s would call a bad boy
Romeo likes suits. Any gender, any color. Suits.
https://tapas.io/series/ClockLark/info

this is how you get arrested kids

Leia Taylor (Rigamarole): Muuuuuuuscles...

this might be bad lol, but she likes guys who look like they workout. Short hair. strong jawlines. toothpaste model smiles. But she also kind of sort of has two crushes. And the second one doesn't really fit this aesthetic at all, which I guess proves that even if you write down an ideal type, that doesn't dictate who you'll actually fall for.

Aesthetic wise, she doesn't really care about fashion almost ever, for herself or anyone else (but she's not as bad as Alicia lol.) She's fine with anything reasonable.

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19 days later

Kevin doesn't appear to have a very specific taste, but he is very specifically interested in Leia though not for the best reasons under the sun.

Fashion-wise, he prefers girls wearing "girlier" things like sundresses and skirts. And other things specific enough to be creepy that I won't go into because tbh, he's the biggest creep I've written since Shannon, possibly even worse.

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Dominic's sisters will razz him to his dying day because they know his type so clearly. He likes girls who are taller than him with dark complexions. He finds long legs particularly attractive and they give him no end of grief because of that. He also finds women who aren't inherently shy all the time but can get shy and flustered cute and attractive. He doesn't care a lot about fashion as long as it suits the person.

Carmen (Thunder Chicken) from Wild Nights, Hot and Crazy Days is into the stereotypical nerdy-geeky type. Physically, he likes a thin-muscular build, either very tall or very short for some reason, glasses, freckles, big Adam's apple, ginger hair is a bonus...

Daecon, from Finding Daecon's Way, would not be surprised to hear this, because he is into the same things and his lover, Evander, meets just about all of these desires.

Rachel: Um, I guess someone who makes me laugh and laughs with me. Oh, but it's not all about fun and games. I'd like to be able to collaborate on serious things, too. They'd have to accept me for who I am though, strengths and flaws alike. They'd also have to like to travel. I keep ending up in weird places! It wouldn't hurt if they could make a good cheesecake!

Nora: My future husband is an insanely rich and ruggedly handsome interstellar traveler. We'll meet about six years from now. He'll be a little upset that I can't travel with him due to extreme motion sickness, but as they say, absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Details

When the President said to immerse ourselves in the project, this was NOT what I had in mind!

I really should’ve taken the publisher’s employment contract more seriously…

Rachel and her best friend Nora never imagined their first job at a publishing company would catapult them into the heart of their favorite fantasy web novel. Five years after the story's abrupt hiatus left fans in limbo, they seized the chance to help the enigmatic author complete the tale that had captivated their hearts during their high school days. But what begins as an exciting creative endeavor quickly spirals into a quirky, unimaginable adventure when they're whisked away without consent into the very story they longed to save. Now, the two will get firsthand experience dealing with the destructive demon lord who betrayed and banished the heroine during the story's original cliffhanger.

But what if he isn't the card-carrying villain everyone else seems to think he is?

Cover Art: Raazu692

Additional details:

Genres: Main: Satire - a genre in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, corporations, government, or society itself into improvement.

Other Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Romance

Tags: Female Lead, Magic, Portal Fantasy / Isekai, Progression, Reincarnation, Soft Sci-fi, Supernatural

  • magic
  • Fantasy
  • comedy
  • josei
  • satire
  • BFF
  • female_lead
  • isekai
  • enemies_to_friends

is this planned for the story or is this manifesting?

Nora: I saw it in a dream, and they don't lie.
Rachel ...Clearly manifesting...

Blue Fedora likes BUFF FOLKS, baby. (muscle can be on any body type)

Otto likes tiny nerds.

Neither is picky about the gender of their partner, but once they lock said person in, they are ride or die.